Lord of Shadows posted it in Sin’s question thread but I figured it deserved a thread of it’s own. As for mine…
Your objective is simple: World Domination.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize United Nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your secret death ray, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It’s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your armies of destruction, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a news reporter. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It’s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to choke on their food, baffled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Grand Canyon. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard’s robes?
Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate Empire State Building. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your armageddon clock, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate Empire State Building. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must release your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a senator. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the White House. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It’s my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy Fort Knox. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your opening of the seven seals, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a wall street executive. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your arcane ritual, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the White House. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about horrors beyond man’s comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, you must smash New York. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Town’s Water Supply. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.
Y’all can have your world domination and souls. I run the underworld. :mwahaha: :mwahaha: :mwahaha:
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a superman. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge New York. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will give up, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about something that’s really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Huzzah! I, Dalton, will SHOW YOU ALL!