SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

They obviously didn’t have any Australians on that flight =P

>.>

Nah, they needed St. Patrick.

I’m going to see this movie based on the title alone.

A remarkably similar philosophy to that which led Samuel L. Jackson to play this movie, demi.

Heh. Sorry, but I just <i>had</i> to.

I hope this DESTROYS at the box office when it debuts. Because then, like, a couple weeks later, we’ll get the updated TV commercial…

“Come see the NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA… the film that has critics and audiences alike raving…”

cue clip “AAAH! muthafuckin’ SNAKES!”

That’d be classic. (Especially since it would inevitably supplant some other film that, in spite of it being taken way more “seriously” by its producers and the movie industry itself, is ultimately just as silly/stupid at its core).

I’m calling it right now. Snakes on a Plane is a frontrunner for best picture.

Oh if this wins a 2007 Oscar I will dance and sing with glee.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

I say it’s nominated 4 times: Best original screenplay, best original soundtrack, best actor, and best picture. Based on what we see in the preview trailer, I’m guessing best animated film, too.

Sat wins.

Don’t forget best visual effects, best sound, best sound editting, and best supporting actor (snakes).

984 wins.

984tw

Best Supporting should go to that big green snake who crashes down from the light fixture. That was awesome.

Just imagine the acceptance speech! The presenter is up there, announcing the snake to be the winner, the applause starts up, a little entrance music…

…and then a big ol green snake falls seemingly out of the sky and lands on the presenter, who starts screaming in abject terror.

Must see TV.

I heard of this winner awhile ago, along with a beautiful movie poster.

SNAKES AT THE SEVENTY-NINTH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS!

Bwahahahahaha XD