In honor of Valentines Day, I would like to hear the most offensive, hate-filled poems that you can think of. The harsher the better. Imagine the first line is on the front of a Valentines card, and the second line is on the inside. So the first line would be romantic, and the second would be offensive. I’ll start:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Damn I’m sick of having sex with you.
Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I’m dead and colorblind.
Roses are red, love is fake
You sound about to break
My heart beats
no more.
Lol. All this bitterness makes me feel warm inside.
Today I was walking in the park. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming and it made me think of you…
(Inside)And how glad I am that you’re not here. Bitch.
Oh man, I love
How you’re still single. 
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I married your best friend instead of you.
Roses are red, daisies are white,
And you’re my pool of cellulite.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I loved it when you were twenty-two.
Roses are red, lilies are orange,
And we just don’t rhyme, sorry.
Roses are red, violets are blue
I want to gut you like a pig and bathe in your entrails
Our Love is like a sweet, sweet rose
it’s dead after a week.
Best roses/violets poem ev0r.
NEVER SEND THAT ONE TO ME!!! :bowser:
My heart beats
For beets
Roses are red, but hardly a solution
Happy day of socially-enforced prostitution.
Words cannot express…
The way you get on my nerves.
Think of me…
When you’re falling off a cliff, plummeting to your doom.
I need you…
To clean the toilet.
On this special day…
I hope you get STDs.
Roses are red…
But not as much as your blood on the walls.
Roses are red…
But who cares? You’d go out with anything on two or four legs.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Go to hell, I hate you.
I thought of you all day. It felt nice…
Not having to hear your annoying voice.
When people think of you, they know very well…
That something must be done about your smell.
Year after year, my feelings are the same…
You’re annoying, and Valentine’s is lame.
Val wins.
Good one Val.
In the beginning, you took my breath away,
But now you annoy me, and I already fucked you anyway.
The Shun Goku Satsu of Valentine cards… Nice one Val.
Blah, that’s not poetry, that’s prose!
I rip out my entrails at the thought of you
Walking down the bloody hallways
Of my mind. You will always
Have a soft spot in my heart, but only
After it has been beaten by
An extremely large and jagged rock for a few
Hours.
Val always wins! Where have you been? :hahaha;
The real winner is the person who actually uses one of the these lines.