“Or do you???” I say as I put on my wizard robe and cast magic missile which goes pew pew pew for infinity billion damage so ur ded lol and than i loot ur corpse and find the key to alishtelrjse (elvishh) the city of elves and so i go there thru many a perilis adventur and i speak 2 their mayer: “hi how r u” “fine thx” he says eyeing me <strike>susspi</strike> <strike>suscpe</strike> <strike>suspishi</strike> w/o trust and says “how do i knoe u r teh hero in which our poems n songs speak aboout??/” “becoz i have teh key of alishteljrrjse” i say, branndishing my key “oh by elune” he says “that is inded the key 2 our city n i didnt even give it 2 u LOL” “rofl,” i said, taiking out my staff of +3 awesum “now ur ded 2 pew pew pew” and hes ded 
brb moms calling me 2 diner