Im sure PETA is already working on this.
<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/subsites/twistedrpg/images/hero/rirse.gif”> You think Yoshi gets it bad, what about the goombas, the koopa troopers, or the shy guys? They get eaten, set on fire, stomped on, smashed with hammers, toss into pits, or forced to kill their owned species? Heck, I think Bowser mention recently in a press release about all this trouble with his minions.
What does yoshi have to complain about? Solid Snake has it much worse. http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/video_game_character.html
And look at this the entire community is rallying against violence.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/video_game_character.html
Originally posted by Cloth Hat
No, it’s just a coincidence, if you look at the animation carefully you’ll notice Mario never actually scores a hit. Mario just happens to take a swing at Yoshi’s head right at the exact same time Yoshi is bending down to eat because he’s such a fucking glutton. Mario probably sees something coming up that Yoshi wants to eat and tries to strike him in the head in order to stun him long enough to make it past the food, but Yoshi is too quick.
LMAO!
Originally posted by Amerycinsycho
What does yoshi have to complain about? Solid Snake has it much worse. http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/video_game_character.html
And look at this the entire community is rallying against violence.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/video_game_character.html
Thanks, that made my day :hahaha;
Originally posted by Cloth Hat
No, it’s just a coincidence, if you look at the animation carefully you’ll notice Mario never actually scores a hit. Mario just happens to take a swing at Yoshi’s head right at the exact same time Yoshi is bending down to eat because he’s such a fucking glutton. Mario probably sees something coming up that Yoshi wants to eat and tries to strike him in the head in order to stun him long enough to make it past the food, but Yoshi is too quick.
But what about those times when there is no food and Yoshi sticks out his tongue anyway? Is Yoshi schizo or maybe on drugs (maybe that’s why he always has that look on his face…). Then where would he get the drugs? Mario must be a drug dealer AND an animal abuser.
Must be all those mushrooms
No, I think the animation means that Mario gives him the command to attack. Thats why its synchronized together
Originally posted by Sinistral
But what about those times when there is no food and Yoshi sticks out his tongue anyway? Is Yoshi schizo or maybe on drugs (maybe that’s why he always has that look on his face…). Then where would he get the drugs? Mario must be a drug dealer AND an animal abuser.
Call Max Force.
I’m pretty sure it’s just the same theory as how when Mario jumps he hits a block with his fist, not head. He’s just pointing forward which commands Yoshi to eat something.
Sin: I’m sure that when yoshi sticks out his tongue when not needed it became an uncontrollable reflex, or bad habit- IF it was really the case that the fruitmunching is nothing more than show. If it isn’t then WHERE’s greenpeace when you need it?
I can already see the headlines:
“Greedy plumber abuses helpless dragon baby for self- protection against aggressive killer fruits”
Originally posted by Dragon Tear
Sin: I’m sure that when yoshi sticks out his tongue when not needed it became an uncontrollable reflex, or bad habit- IF it was really the case that the fruitmunching is nothing more than show. If it isn’t then WHERE’s greenpeace when you need it?
I can already see the headlines:
“Greedy plumber abuses helpless dragon baby for self- protection against aggressive killer fruits”
Or plumber, while high on mushrooms, makes goomba extinct.
Blame Starman.
How come nobody’s commented on the strip I posted?
Originally posted by Jakanden
LMAO - I have never seen that strip before
EDIT: Post 420, WOOHOO!!
Er… Someone else prolly said this, but maybe he’s just raising his hand and lowering it, shouting a command, does his mouth move? Maybe he is just raising his hand to tell Yoshi to eat, and he just lowers it to his side.
the game is 2 dimensional and the positioning of the hands explains all.
I just find it funny that an Italian is beating up goombas. Maybe Mario is a metaphor for destroying stereotypes? But if that were so, there woud be guinea pigs instead of turtles, dagos instead of shyguys, and wops instead of those chain monster thingies. But I guess that could offend some people with “friends.” I guess it’s good they stuck with just the subtle goombas.
I always thought Mario was just pointing, not hitting Yoshi. Boy, have I been fooled.
Originally posted by Megaman984
Maybe Mario is a metaphor for destroying stereotypes?
Dobutful, he likes pasta like any good Italian.