Alright, first of all, I didn’t intend to get into a situation like this, it was just thrust upon me. A man may go out looking for a little excitement and danger to spice things up, but nothing like this. Such danger isn’t for everybody, but at least for a small moment you feel alive, gloriously alive in a way you never realized. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone though, if I had known then what I do now, I would have done things differently, I would have been prepared. Ok, now brace yourselves, any small children may want to leave the room.
That’s right folks, I mixed two different flavors of shampoo and conditioner when washing my hair.
I was inches away from making a poor “rate the [x] of the person above you” joke, so consider yourselves lucky that I was struck by a sudden blight of tact.
But different flavors of shampoo? How was that thrust upon you? And why the hell do you base shampoos on their flavors? You shouldn’t be drinking those things, buddy.
