Moral/Romantic Conundrum Thread

Congratulations. You just described my perfect love interest (if you added seven to 10 years to the age, that is).

Ahem.

Unless you think this is one person you would spend the rest of your life with, come hell or high water, stay away. I wouldn’t think age matters in a case of true love, but every mental alarm you have should be screaming warnings at you. It just seems wrong and unlikely to work. And if you’re not even considering a long-term relationship, then you’re a very creepy, evil creature besides

<i><small>Edit: Added “evil.” It belongs there</small></i>

tap that shit

I keep clicking on your post but nothing happens. What does tapping the shit do?

Oh.my.word. Some of you are just too much today!

If you do go out with her, which probably isn’t a good idea, do not have sex with her until she is at least of legal age in your state. I repeat: DO. NOT. HAVE. SEX. WITH. HER.

Consensual sex has a way of turning into “rape” when parents get involved.

That being said, if you really like her, you should probably give it a shot, but I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Chances are that you’ll become irritated by her immaturity, and just about everything Arac said. Including the word scallivanting.

d00d j00 haz 2 toly bwn h3r

Hope you like prison food.

We already play tag.

New fuel for the fire: her last name is Wang.

Dev:
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Dude, ever hear of statutory rape?

You really want to go to prison for 5-10?

I like how sex was never mentioned in the initial post, and now people are lecturing me about the evils of statutory rape. Heck, I’ve only ever kissed one girl before. She’ll probably be 18 by the time I lose my virginity.

Edit-clarification: When I say she, I’m refering to Miss Wang.

Hm… 13 to 21.

Big leap.

If you do date her like, and you get caught by anyone messing around you will be marked as a pedophile for life. It all seriousness its stupid to consider as so many things could go wrong concerning laws and shit.

Alrighty.
Age of consent for Pennsylvania: 16.
Provided you don’t do anything: Misconduct with a Minor
Provided you do do something: Statutory rape.
You don’t have to do anything to get in trouble.
Hell, you could even be charged with corrupting a minor.

When there’s grass on the field, step out of the sandbox.

You seem to be thinking a lot over something that can get you into a lot of trouble without a lot of effort from you.

Hmm. Lex’s Sig makes a very good point anyways, you know.

Second Law of Sexual Dynamics - If you think she’s attracted to you, you are wrong.

Yea, you don’t necessarily need to do stuff to get in trouble. I’ve had friends who’ve been in trouble for “consorting with a person under the age of 18.” Yea. Suck.

I think everyone’s just dropping their sexual frustrations onto you, by the way.

And as for Wang, it’s clear that her last name is calling for you.

Or it’s a sign to tap her in the butthole.

Or it’s an aptly appropriate name for a shemale.

Can’t you just pick up some floozy in a bar?