I can’t. They’re stuck. 
I’ve got a grinding wheel and a half hour to kill, Hades, if you’re interested.
For you women who think that us men are over-reacting, let me just say that, as both owner and operator of a penis, it’d hurt a whole lot. More than losing a finger or something. Imagine if some guy tried to cauterize your genitalia with a soldering iron while you were asleep. I imagine that’d hurt a great deal. Not having girl-parts, I guess I’ll never know for sure though. Not having my penis cut off, though, I guess I’ll really never know either way.
This wasn’t as bad as that time a few years back when, in Colorado, this happened, and 4 and 1/14 inches of penis were found in an unsold Gatorade bottle. Some poor fucker bought that, and I wonder if he got a refund. ‘I’m sorry sir, penis in the drink isn’t a refund policiy.’
Also, my mom’s a nurse, so here’s a true, funny story from the ER a few years back:
A man and woman enter a hospital, govered in bloodsoaked napkins and towels. The man’s are over his crotch, and the woman’s are on her head. So, of course, when asked exactly what happened, they explained that they were at a restaraunt, having a romantic dinner. The woman decided that, due to the long tablecloths, she could go under the table and give the man oral sex. Unfortunately, after beginning the blow job, she had a grand mal seizure; clamping down with her mouth on his penis, and shaking her head from side to side, humourously similar to a dog with a bone. In an attempt to dislodge his seizing wife, the man stabbed her in the head repeatedly with a fork.
I’ve heard of stories like that. Honestly, what is up with women under the tables.
Mr. Saturn and Kraken both said what I was thinking. Yeah this is mutilation and more than a little sadistic.
I don’t know, but I honestly want to be there when something like this happens. Maybe even waiting on the table if I’m lucky.
They’re called whores in some parts of the country 
If a person is feeling good they can be talked into a lot of stupid things, especially when you combine that with low self-esteem.
What’s the deal with women and in cars on the interstate?
O_o;
I am glad to be a maiden nerd after reading this thread. 
Lol, by the title, I thought this topic was about me. 
If you keep going the way you’re going my dear, maybe someday it will be 
watch out Setz, you might become a pridless dude if you dont watch your steps…ok you just wont have a dick if you dont be nice to some girls, they are crazy like that, THERE CRAZY!!!..wait, maybe its just me, oh well, life goes on.
I like it how you’re saying all females are crazy, when in this instance, only one female is involved.
Honestly, I fail to see what the guy did to deserve such a thing. It’s barbaric! I hate it when girls throw temper tantrums like that and have no qualms about seriously hurting someone. Idiots… Chopping something off like that is more than just aggression, it’s simply disgusting. It’s like those jealous people who try to kill or disfigure someone just so nobody else will have them. Honestly, if people there days think they have the right to mutilate someone else’s genitals for no good reason, then there’s obviously something seriously wrong with them. I think that some time ago, there was a case about a girl who threw acid at her boyfriend, which, if I recall ended up killing him. Just like that.
That’s why the world sucks. Tis full of so much evil; like, cutting off a guy’s penis.
… man, this thread has really gone on too long.
Dammit, Shinryu beat me to it(at least the reference), but I’ll say it again.
Whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
All joking aside, I hope that I never get my peepee chopped off. that would be teh suckage.