Well that’s not good.
Mmm, sausage. XD
Poor man.
<big>I would rather use my dick and have it cut off than just let it dangle there all my life!</big>
Well, maybe not. But I wouldn’t go celebate because of this.
Theres an animated GIF of a woman cutting a man’s penis off, out there somewhere in cyberspace. I’d post it, but i don’t want to scar you all, and i don’t know where to find it. (no, i didn’t save it, i’m not <i>that</i> fucked up).
that would suck so bad, id commit suicide if mine was cut off, i mean thre is no point in living. Is there?
Don’ t post it! Please don’ t! Please don’ t! Please don’ t! :hyperven:
No.
Not from nature’s side, no.
Thats why it would suck, if you take away a mans pride, he doesnt want to live any more, unless, well lets not get into that.
Also on the emotional side, for the few malfunctioning humans (including me) who did/do/will use their heart besides their “injection device” in the act… <3, dammit! <3!
Doh! I swear when I typed it I was typing Lorena… my bad.
It was I Love the 90’s. Possibly the second series.
You men and your penises.
I’d hit it
Except for off color jokes about Disney’s <i>The Parent Trap</i>
On Feb. 20, Tran cut off her boyfriend’s penis and flushed it down a toilet. It was later retrieved and re-attached.
Don’t touch that! Do you know where it’s <i><b>been!?</b></i>
But yeah, mutilation is mutilation, and that’s best responded to with a knife in the kidneys and a few quiet words in the dying party’s ear. You’re all with me on this one, right?
No. SERIOUSLY. Mutilation of this kind is basically tantamount to rape; it works on the same principle.
Now, back to the point. Yes, being a lonely virgin nerd has advantages. Having a brain bigger than your class ring is one. However, you’re still lonely, and a virgin.
That’s… disgusting. I don’t know how anyone could stand to do that to someone else.
shudders Ugh…
Don’t talk like you don’t feel the same, Cala. 
Now, back to the point. Yes, being a lonely virgin nerd has advantages. Having a brain bigger than your class ring is one. However, you’re still lonely, and a virgin.
You can always [strike]masturb[/strike]kill kittens, can’t you? 
Yes, it’s horrible. The only thing I’d like to know is what was going through that lady’s mind when she did it.
Was that sarcastic mockery or did you actually say something smart?
Sarcastic mockery, of course. edit: I loved the way you said it, it was seriousness in a non serious thread 
Oh. How silly of me to assume that you might actually not agree that cutting off a man’s penis is wreckless and probably very stupid and dangerous. I guess it’s a necessary side effect of the collective “girl power” delirium.
Edit: WELL then >_>;;
Yes, quoting you in jest definately implied that I’m a radical feminist. Derrrrr. Retract your claws Mr Kitten