At least I don’t have to worry about things like this. Ouch. Bigass Ouch.
There for a second, I thought it was going to be because he was playing WoW or somthing and she got pissed off. lol
Christ man, you need a life.
Anyway, I wonder if it works as well when reattached…
Oh my goodeness, thats cruel, she doesnt know how much pain that dude is in…poor guy. I dont think 5 years is enough, make it 20 and ill be happy.
Why is this always such big news, it happens like, every coupla months.
That’s exactly what I was going to say too. 
Wow. I hope my girlfriend isn’t going to do that. o.o I try to treat her like I see her: a goddess, but it makes you worry, you know?
I wasn’t aware that this was so commonplace. Nor the fact that it was so easy to rip off such an intimate part.
So is this a new way of breaking up I hadn’t heard of?
…it was so easy to rip off such an intimate part.
Ever tried it? Oo
John Bobbit was in a porno after his was reattached.
I’m rather attached to mine and I like to diminish my contact with foreign male genitals to none, if possible.
It’s just… what? Do you wait until the guy you goes to sleep even though you must have given at least SOME sign of hating him on psychotic levels? Or do you just walk up to him with a pair of sharp scissors and say “Drop your pants and look the other way for a second”?
On Feb. 20, Tran cut off her boyfriend’s penis and flushed it down a toilet. It was later retrieved and re-attached.
Horror.
Chuh, I can’t believe you were the first person to make a Bobbit reference in this thread. Are we that old, or is it just that everyone else here is young, or maybe is it that everyone forgot about Loretta and John Wayne Bobbit? Man… I guess Menendez isn’t a common household name anymore, either.
Lorena, not Loretta
Ahh!
I read this a while back, and it was nasty! It was in our local paper! Over the other side of the world! But damn… psycho-bitch!
Ninten:cool:
I’m surprised (and quite disappointed) that he didn’t respond with violence. I’ll never understand how any woman can be so wreckless and arrogant as to cut off a man’s penis. I know it’s not the norm, but that’s a very bold risk to be taking, and not every man is as docile as our friend here.
They’re stories like these that make a small fraction of women smugly assume they can do such things without consequence, and that concerns me because it’s dangerous to them and to me. To them because there are men who WILL respond with violence, and rightly so. To me because having a knife to my penis is a slight breach of my comfort zone.
Yes, being a lonely virgin nerd does have its upsides.
They talked about that Bobbit fellow on VH1’s “We love the 80’s!” or was it the 70’s? I think it was the former…which means 80’s, right?
The guy wasn’t docile, she caught him and managed to tie him up (who knows…) and then proceeded with the dastardly deed. This is the second time I’ve heard of women getting crazy enough to do this, usually because their partner is cheating on them. In this case, it held true, except he was cheating with his sister. I can see a Jerry Springer show dedicated to this.
I’ll just be sure not to cheat on my girl when I get it her and we’ll be fine.
EDIT: Holy crap, I totally read it wrong! She was having the affair with her aunt’s husband and when he wanted to get out she had one of those “If I can’t have it, no one will!” moments.
shudders I’m staying away from Alaska now.
Haha. That’s so fucking funny.
I’m glad I avoid women like the plague.
Oh shi
I assume the film we’re talking about is Frankenpenis?
And to be honest, getting my dick cut off doesn’t scare me half as much as being castrated by a farmer…I mean I have two testicles and only one penis, logically the two testicles would hurt the most.
Or maybe I think way to much about genital pain >_>
How dare those women smugly assume that they can cut off a man’s penis without consequence! What creeped me out that it was later “Retrieved”. Hahaha.