It only took five years of frequent forum bobbing and weaving, but I got them four digits now.
In the tradition, ask away, and I’ll answer straight away.
Hey cool, a question thread, haven’t seen one of these in a while!
Where’d you get your name?
What brand of cigar is your avatar smokin’.
whats up with your music these days
I’m guessing it’s a mix of Kagato from Tenchi Muyo and Hideki Tojo? 
Why don’t you add a link to your sig so I can listen when bored?
Assume that for some bizarre reason, you are only allowed one type of breakfast, lunch, and dinner repeated every day for the rest of your life. Assume further that each of these meals, regardless of their normal nutritional content, will contain exactly 100% the daily value of nutrients that you need, and will neither make you excessively fat or skinny. Not only is this true, but the food will be cooked by the absolute finest of chefs, and will always be made from top quality ingredients. You cannot eat nothing, and having a buffet or other such thing is cheating. Condiments may be changed daily. What would each of these courses be, starting with breakfast? A follow up question: would the lack of routine bother you? Another question: is this question a waste of your valuable time?
How are you doing?
What happened to the original gray-haired avatar of the order of the green hand of death? >_>; (K-GATE-2!)
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
What’s your favorite Terry Pratchett book, and why?
Here is some little questions!
- Has you some time play football?
- How did you seen out when you was a baby?
- How did you think you came’s to seen out when you are wery old?
Where is Carmen San Diego?
If you could live anywhere, fictional or otherwise, where would it be?
can i get a what what?
Il Deuce or Big Boss?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was a giant robot?
Here is a good question, how long will this thread go on for? 
On a scale of one to “Dear god, there’s so many of them,” how many giant scorpions would I have to kill and how many easter-european accented girls would I have to make rough, but tender love to for you to recognize as a true Man’s Man? They must both be the same number.
Where’d you get your name?
Back when I joined in, oh say, 2001(?) I was a fan of Tenchi Muyo and thought the villian, Kagato, was cool as hell. So I went by it. As for “Green Hand of Death”, I noted that all of Kagato’s attacks or “lazer-y” stuff was green. I thought it was nifty, too.
What brand of cigar is your avatar smokin’.
I’m not too much of a Boondock Saints buff to know. But since Big-Chief-Poppa-Nazi is puffin on one, I might think it’s a damn good cigar.
whats up with your music these days?
You know, I must be the King of Unfinished Businesses. I have so many WIP’s and betas, but I haven’t really released anything since… hell two years mabye? When I can, I do a horde of 8-bit music. It’s easy, simple, hard to lose track of where I am, and overall addicting. Currently I’m working on an original mini-album to hopefully put on ‘8-Bit Peoples’ and so far it’s coming along soundly. If I can get my old harddrive installed on my new computer eventually, I might just do a massive update of “as is” songs. Thanks for askin’.
Why don’t you add a link to your sig so I can listen when bored?
Lazy. I’ll get to it eventually…
Assume that for some bizarre reason, you are only allowed one type of breakfast, lunch, and dinner repeated every day for the rest of your life. Assume further that each of these meals, regardless of their normal nutritional content, will contain exactly 100% the daily value of nutrients that you need, and will neither make you excessively fat or skinny. Not only is this true, but the food will be cooked by the absolute finest of chefs, and will always be made from top quality ingredients. You cannot eat nothing, and having a buffet or other such thing is cheating. Condiments may be changed daily. What would each of these courses be, starting with breakfast? A follow up question: would the lack of routine bother you? Another question: is this question a waste of your valuable time?
For Breakfast:
Grits, only a little butter, poached eggs cooked as least greasily as possible with dry toast, and Cheerio ceral with bananas.
For Lunch;
A Jar of Peanut Butter where I can eat as much as I’d like from it, wheat bread, an apple, and two whole tomatoes.
For Dinner:
Grilled Chicken, a bed of lettuce, italian and ranch dressing on the side, tomatoes, and french bread.
That way, I can either eat all of them if I’m hungry, or only what I want out of those in any fashion or amount. You did say i could not eat nothing. And you did say I can’t have a buffett. Well, it’s not exactly a buffett since you didn’t say you didn’t have to eat All of what’s given you.
Bam.
How are you doing?
I’m not really. Me and has had it out in the past and there was no sort of connection, physical, chemical, or emotional. Now, me and >: D and : o … are tight these days. As for how we do it, we do it ASCII style. Diiiiiirrrrrrrrtyyyyy.
What happened to the original gray-haired avatar of the order of the green hand of death? >_>; (K-GATE-2!)
It’s gone from harddrives long past and of yore. I can probably find it floating about on the net if I looked… I missed those things…
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
A fat chick.
What’s your favorite Terry Pratchett book, and why?
Without a second doubt, Night Watch. The City Watch has always been my favorite faction of Discworld, and I’m a big fan of unintentional time traveling, life altering plots i.e. The Butterfly Effect (one of the few movies I went to see on Opening Night). It was, perhaps, the perfect mix of humor, grit, plot development, character progression, action, intensity, etc (kitchen sink) in any of the books. And I nearly broke out in waterworks towards the end. “Who Watches the Watchmen?” Also it’s a beginning of Vime’s new life as a reformed man and a soon-to-be-father. That, and he’s violent as hell in Night Watch. I could go on, but those are the chief points.
Here is some little questions!
- Has you some time play football?
- How did you seen out when you was a baby?
- How did you think you came’s to seen out when you are wery old?
- No, I has time to be marching in band.
- Eyes I seen out kid when was I.
- Making fuck.
Where is Carmen San Diego?
If you could live anywhere, fictional or otherwise, where would it be?
To answer both, In Carmen San Diego’s pants.
can i get a what what?
WHOOP WHOOP JIGGY JIGGY BOOTY BOOTY BUTT-CHEEKS HOT DAMN SPIDERMAN TAHT SOUJA HO PARTYIN’ LIKE A COCK STAR!
Il Deuce or Big Boss?
Il Deuce looks like “Ill Douche” on paper. Big Boss has that corny porn star name of some big hairy guy who probably gets more action than any normal man. Big Boss all the way.
‘though I’d probably be gangsta and spell it "Byg Baus’ or something gay like that.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was a giant robot?
A whole chuckin’ lot.
Here is a good question, how long will this thread go on for?
You’re Fired.
On a scale of one to “Dear god, there’s so many of them,” how many giant scorpions would I have to kill and how many easter-european accented girls would I have to make rough, but tender love to for you to recognize as a true Man’s Man? They must both be the same number.
You mean how many you have to kill/bag for me to recognize YOU as a Man, or vice versa or otherwise?
Manliness is not determined by killing things.
Manliness is not determined by how many times you do the horizontal bump with whoo-hoo dillys (although there IS an official score kept, and is tallied up after you die to carry on in the afterlife. People who are at 0 or less go to a seperate realm to “work” for “klondike bars.”)
Manliness is determined through a rough, brutal, no-holds barred violent screaming break your mothers valuables game of:
BATTLESHIP
Try me.
Keep ‘em flowin’.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was a giant robot?
A whole chuckin’ lot.[/QUOTE]
In that case,
How many boards would the Monghols hoard if the Monghol’s Hoards got bored?