Kagato's Crazy 1K Post Big Ass God Damn Adventure Quiz

As many as their Hoars can carry.

Will the Lorax ever come back?

Only if he brings sexy back with him.

With a recepit.

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D6, Mothafucka.
I know you got a submarine right thurr.

Ya know how to totally WIN at Battleship?

Call a shot, and then have every shot afterwards either skip one horizontally and vertically AND connect diagonally somehow.

So your first six shots would look something like

B6, B8, C5, E5, E3, H6

You can cover SO much more ground that way. And when you get down to the last few small ships, all you have to do is call out shots that create empty holes surrounded by already called shots.

Math kicks ass.

Here’s another question for ya. If life was a mafia movie, what role would you play?

Personally, I would be the dumb muscle. Only without the muscle. >_<

I’d be one of the protagonists who lives to see the end of the movie (and life).

But if that’s taken, I’ll be the brute with a baseball bat.

Or some shady guy selling Coke.

What would chairs look like if knees bent the other way?

Like they encountered the man from the mafia movie with the baseball bat.