Because I have the best luck in the WORLD.
Whoa. GOt some fucking’ deja vu going from this thread. I tried starting my own army years ago, back in Babel. There’s probably, like, three people besides me who’d even remember that, and give a damn, but anyway.
If nobody’s picked it yet, can I have 34?
Here you go Val, Camille from Z Gundam: 
34 is the same person Ren.
42
ok, why not?
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2005
Yayyy! 
1749 lololol
1448?
Heh. 2034 then.
YOU’RE SLACKING.
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Okay I’m back. I’ll start filling the gaps now.
Val:
Psychotic Brat Who Doesn’t Really Want To Fight But Does Anyway Because It Gives Him A Purpose
Zero:
Love Interest Of Psychotic Brat Who Watches Helplessly As He Descends Into Madness it’s your own fault for choosing Fa!
Trillian:
Idealistic Bad Guy Who’s Conscience Makes Him Betray His Superiors And Fight For Justice But Didn’t Really Like Doing It.
Gila:
Super-Awesome Bad Guy Subordinate Who Will Doubtless Stab His Superior In The Back And Claim Ultimate Power For Himself.
Jenna:
Mysterious Fashion-Victim Who is Nevertheless Insanely Awesome And Powerful.
Kairi:
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Merciless Hero-Trainer Come Out of Retirement To Train One Last Hero.
Ren:
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Faceless Villain-Army Cannon Fodder.
Tristan:
Disposable Yet Powerful Mid-Boss Who Beats The Heroes Up The First Time Then Loses Every Fight After.
I ran out of image-space halfway down. Whoops!
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Main Heroine’s Cute Love Slave and in the game!
Let’s see…
1978
138
Boisterous Yet Honourable Enemy General Destined To Be Backstabbed By The Ultimate Badguy.
Overconfident And Insanely Arrogant Enemy Commander Who Will Likely Die In A One-On-One Fight With The Hero.