I've given up drinking!

Just don’t get too drunk, or you might end up with an Angry German instead of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm. :-\

What the fuck is an Angry German? O_o

Well, it’s got blackberry schnapps, a little Amaretto, a little Jagermeister, some lime juice, and a very small amount of salt (it’s also really, really nasty tasting).

Our little kids are growing up. :bowser:

…damnit, now I want some whiskey.