Pfftt… I wouldn’t be part of the government. No, I would be in charge of something much more powerful…
The Organized Criminal Organizations!
THERE WOULD BE JOBS FOR EVERYONE!!! >:O
…or even better, not require jobs or money… grahblablalrahlksdnflkanbalbtraertetlzskjf FRUSTRATION!!
I’m so joining Perc’s little island of perfection.
A six pack of Jolt in every fridge, a game console in every living room and a porn stash in every closet!
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War would be outlawed…ergo, THUNDERDOME!
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Oh, and I call dibs on Hawaii. 
I’d rule over mongolia as all time grand supreme overlord and have sacrifices of virgins to me every midsummers day. Then I would research the atomic bomb and RPGC WOULD BE MINE.
lol… Yes. <.<
I’d be the Little Old Guy at the top of a mountain that people seeking wisdom would have to climb first.
:mwahaha:
I’ll be a Red Mage. Can’t go wrong with a Red Mage. … What!? Of COURSE I can be that!
I’d be an Ion Mage. And I’m surprised no one’s done htis yet, I call dibs on Japan!
Don’t forget the Jelly bellies.
Man,i wanted Japan,o well,you would not mind making me governer of Kyoto or Tokio would you IonMage?
Wahahha… free to make an earthly paradise filled with the sweet milk of paradise! Muahahahah. Fun fun ^^
I’d invite all the cool people to come and drink mangos.
:kissy:
The world has enough incompetents running it.
Well I’d probably travel the world as the International Ambassador of Close Range Fighting! All the while perfecting my own fighting style.
Hades would finally get a sex change.
That is still a scary thought.
Oh, don’t knock sex change. I mean, look at Ranma. (It’ll keep your mind off Hades.)
You still won’t get any.