I stole a Kitten

Our neighbors used to have a food-kleptomaniac border collie …

That ain’t nothing, my neighbors cat breaks into the house and steals all the food we have left. It’s miserable, it’s like… day before thanksgiving the turkey is missing!

Ahh well, to alleviate this problem I have decided to get a cross between a mastiff and a blood hound. I shall raise him from being a puppy so that he learns to love me… and then I’ll tell him to BRING ME THE HEADS OF THE THIEF CATS.

:slight_smile:

I love cats. Although I think my two cats have a species-identity problem. Neko plays fetch, and Dusty drinks out of the toilet.

Though it is neat to have a cat bring a stuffed fish back to you everytime you throw it, not to mention those little jingly cat-ball-things.

Originally posted by IonMage
I have a cat named sasha and shes almost as old as me. had her since i was at most 3, if not before then. Im turning 18 in five days , for the record. Thats OLD by cat standards

Whoa. For something relevant to say… My Dalmation is 13… and that’s about 6-7 years above the average age they have…

A very strange thing to do… But the cat is beautiful. I like cats.

Thank you,
Seldane

How is dear Gabriel doing?