I think you’re probably like 35. What kind of real teen basically brags about being a virgin? And having hit only first base? Its fishy.
And I think that it would still be statuatory rape.
Charlemagne believes that if you’re already pregnant, that having sex with another man will mean his powers will be added to the baby. He also believes that Hitler wrote the Declaration of Independence, but Thomas Jefferson used his time machine to make it better.
He’s whining, not bragging. Perfectly in character for a teenager. 
I never thought of it that way.
He’s only bragging about being a virgin because he doesn’t want to remember the night with his mother.
Ok. I kid.
Well technically…
But I think you are already going there.
Big deal, I circumsize myself every few years. Whats the big woop?
I mean I know how vaginas work. But… but… explain it to GAP, cuz he doesn’t know.
This thread, it sucks.
You started it. 
That may be the main reason why.
I like your zinger
Do so! You stick your woo-hoo dilly in her chacha and pee and that’s where babies come from! It’s true! I heard it from an adult! 