Its a cold bitter world out there. I won’t lie and say that I am glad that you found your way here, but I’m sure you will be soon enough. Don’t expect friendship, all we have to offer is despair and nostalgia. Thats twice as much as the rest of them have. You probably want to get some new shoes on, those ones look like they’ve been worn out beyond repair.
Hands Sarah a shotgun and a pair of chopsticks
If anytihng approaches at night, shoot first, then ask questions. You are welcome here as long as you can follow the rules, and even then, you will probably get exceptions because you are female, and Dalton is vouching to that fact. Don’t drink the water unless you boil it first. The rest should be pretty self explanitory.
No, I don’t know what that is all about, but I do enjoy it. Welcome and whatnot
…For some reason, you remind me a lot of my sister, although you seem rather… opposite to her. Tell me, at any point, have you found yourself thinking the phrase “My uterus is being Rebellious”? Or something?
Welcome, Sarah. Hope you remain an active member instead of fading into the background like so many newbies here. Honestly, you can have a lot of fun here. Just ignore the wisecrackers.
…For some reason, you remind me a lot of my sister, although you seem rather… opposite to her. Tell me, at any point, have you found yourself thinking the phrase “My uterus is being Rebellious”? Or something?