Yes, this week is the week to celebrate and tell England to fuck off. We have our Canadian independence on the 1st. Then we have the big one in the US independence on the 4th. Then our great allies in Malawi get to say fuck you to England on the 6th. Say it loud, and say it proud.
Oh god, I’m the target of major heckling for my verbal blunder last year 'cause of it…
“Hey, I’d just like to take this moment to say Happy Birthday to a very special lady… she’s turning 139 this year.”
-“Who is it, your grandma?”
“Well… let me just say, Happy Canada Day”
God, what a thing to say to someone you just met IRL >.>
There are too many people in England for me to fuck. Couldn’t I just fuck a city in England? Or a block in London? And I’m allowed condoms, right? Otherwise, I’d be afraid that I might get a disease from fucking so many people.