Well it’s September 8, which I have decided will be a day dedicated to threads about crabs. The festivities will extend into tommorow since I forgot about making this thread until just now. Anyone wishing to participate should make a thread regarding a crab related subject, or share crab related experiences here. Some suggested thread subjects are:
Crabs as food
Hermit crabs, and discussions on why we watch them
A time when you got crabs
Why you might be feeling “crabby” today
Crab style martial arts (It involves a lot of emphasis on sidestepping blows)
Someone needs to dig up that Fiddler on the roof picture that’s lurking in the media forum somewhere, and the sprite of that crab from Robotrek
Oh and since Sin provided inspiration for this idea while at the same time talking about Biology, I’m going to need a science lecture type thread on crabs from him.
We’ve got a ton of crab day threads already, so try to keep crab day discussions within existing threads unless you’ve got a really great idea.
One day, while I was sitting in a county jail in Ohio, I was stuck in this holding cell for 7 and a half hours. They called me out to get showered and deloused. Fifteen minutes later, I took a piss in my dorm and I got crabs. The really fucked up part about the jail I was in was that they only delouse one out of every 5 people(they deloused me every time I was there, probably cause they like to spray it in my eyes, and trust me, it burns. Also I just happened to be the one in five on all four visits to that shithole).
After I got out, I got rid of them. by shampooing my pubes with delousing shampoo and then shaving them . Life was so much better after that.
It would suck just as bad if this was what a case of the crabs is like
Crabs are cool! To grow, they shed their exoskeleton, fill with water and harden up a new exoskeleton. The process of shedding is the most dangerous in the life of any creature that lives inside of one.