I work in crab days. They pass by more slowly. Its still crab day.
Crab day lore insists crab day can only take place on Sept 8th for a maximum of one week. If you’re going to invoke Crabousel for an emergency crab day outside of the traditional celebration then we’re going to need proof of your devotion. This requires a picture of you in crab gear or doing the crab shuffle.
I can provide pictures OF crabs
That’s appropriate material FOR crab day, I don’t think you quite comprehend the magnitude of crabousel.