Chapter Six: The Foes of the RPGCUniverse
RPGC has had a great many enemies over the course of its existence, from the ancient wars with the Elves to the more modern battles against the forces of evil. However, in recent years, a great many powerful forces have set their eyes on this little universe, determined to wreck anything that blocks their conquest of it. In that vein, here are but a sampling of the many, many foes the heroes (and villains) of RPGC have had to face.
Naar
Profession: God of Evil
Danger Level: 6. (RUN!)
Naar was one of the first gods to have ever been born, and was front row center when the Aldetum was slaughtered. However, he then found himself at war with Kai, a Good God, and the two quickly began to butt heads over a worthless piece of empty space. This ended only when the Goddess Ishir, who was more powerful than both combined, interrupted their duel and asked them to work together. Agreeing, the two poured their essences together, creating the universe of Aon.
The plan was to share the universe evenly, so that there was perfect balance. Strangely enough, Naar was willing to play along with this, as it gave him some land to call his own. Kai, however, was far too distrusting, and immediately rejected the plan. Enraged, Naar took up residence in the Plane of Darkness, built an army, and soon attacked Kai directly. The battle ended horribly for the God of Evil, and he was banished to his home world.
As countless millennia passed, Naar tried plan after plan to take control of Aon, but each failed, eventually due to the young Kai Lord, Lone Wolf. Naar eventually managed to isolate the Kai Lord and kill his friends and students, but unfortunately, his servant killed the Supreme Master as well, delivering his spirit right into Kai’s hands to be groomed as his successor. Finally realizing that Aon was a losing battle at the moment, Naar turned his attention to other universes, quickly overwhelming and conquering whole systems at at time. Finally, he managed to recruit three generals, two of which were quite important to his plans: Mox and Daemon.
Naar eventually learned that a portion of his godly essence had escaped when he helped to create Aon, and he raced to recover it. However, the only way to do so was to sacrifice four special children. To make matters worse, a new Kai Lord, Galloway, had been chosen, and had found the ancient Sommerswerd. The two eventually battled, with Galloway just barely managing to cheat his way to victory. However, Naar was not dead; his essence returned to the Plane of Darkness, where he rebuilt himself. He waged war once again against RPGC itself, but was eventually defeated.
It should be noted that, if Naar is encountered, he may appear to be a black-clad armored figure. This is a lie, a mere deception to cover his true nature. Naar’s real form is that of a multi-tentacled blob of black slime, slowly pulsating and consuming anything he touches. The armored guy suddenly doesn’t seem so bad, does it? But there is one other thing: in his true form, his eyes are those of a man. It is this small piece of knowledge that truly drives men mad.
Mox
Occupation: Demon, Former Black Mage
Danger Level: 6
You ever see those old cartoons, where the villains were evil and sadistic just for the sake of it? Well, that’s Mox. Not just in a nutshell; that’s who he is, what he is, and why he is. He kills, molests, rapes, torments, and burns his way through everything just to show you that he can. He’d murder his own children and grandchildren if it means becoming more powerful…and tragically, he’s done exactly this. It doesn’t help that he’s also almost immortal since his ascension to (fairly minor) godhood. He is, by far, the most persistent and deadliest foes RPGC has ever faced.
Apparently, he wasn’t always like this. Born in a noble house in the Black Mage caste system, he was given advanced magical training from birth, and was discovered to be a genius. He also gave a great deal of time to training physically, for when magical solutions were simply impractical or impossible. By adulthood, he was a certified genius, a star athlete, and a magical prodigy. Despite all this, he was supposedly an upstanding member of the community, pledging himself to volunteer work and taking care of his younger sister.
However, he became addicted to the very power he was controlling. This came to a head when, due to a sudden Paradox, he discovered the Plane of Darkness, and made contact with Naar. The God of Evil coaxed him into joining his forces, filling him with lies about all that he could accomplish with even more powerful spells. And with that, Morgan Orsland of the House of Xian became Mox, the most powerful of Naar’s many generals.
Things came to a head when Mox decided to steal the power of the Black Pentagram, the source of all Black Magic. He first infiltrated the “unclean” members of Black Mage society, forming them into an army, and then launching a faux rebellion. The Black Mages then called upon the other precursors, causing a massive war within the small nation. While this was going on, Mox fled to the Pentagram itself, clad in full plate armor and helmet. However, he was seemingly killed by Blue Robe and White Robe, the ancestor and ancestress of Galloway and Weiila, respectively. They then threw his body off a cliff.
They should have found a steeper one. And now, I must settle some lawsuits with Sony.
Mox came back, angrier than ever. He set out to exact revenge on his enemies’ descendants, while also unlocking all the other pentagrams so that he could at last finish his quest. In the end, he did just that…but was defeated when Galloway used the Everlasting Rag to disrupt the Black Pentagram’s power flow, causing Mox to be swallowed by the very energy he had sought to control. Still, he survived, although his son Falchin now wore his armor.
Naar recalled him into his service, now trying to mine some sort of power. Mox went along with the program, both to get revenge on Galloway and to find a way to become even stronger. In the end, he managed to conquer the Digital World’s Earth counterpart, but was defeated when his love of honey caused him to be distracted…allowing Weiila to spear him, and Falchin to blow himself up, taking Mox with him. This time, Mox WAS killed; unfortunately, his soul had become so polluted by evil that he was soon revived as a Dark Demon, a particularly nasty sort of monster.
With this new power, Mox was even more dangerous. Fortunately, he was soon caught in the middle of Dr. Kaizer’s schemes, and ended up joining RPGC to stop an even greater threat. He was the first to realize GOD was actually Galloway, and thus tried to stop him by killing his past self; however, when this failed, he tried to go after GOD himself. He got his ass handed to him, and was sent to Hell. He managed to escape when Naar came to retrieve Loki, but this time had his sights set even higher: he was going to usurp Naar and become GOD OF EVIL HIMSELF.
He failed. That is all that will be said at the moment. In the end, if he should be encountered again, run.
Nyarlathotep
Occupation: God of HUMANITY’S Evil
Danger Level: 6
Nyarlathotep is actually more of an enemy of RPGC 2; however, he did manage to attack our universe once, as part of Naar’s grand plan. Naturally, this fell apart in the end, due to his own ego and inability to plan ahead. Unlike Naar, who slowly but surely corrupts everything he touches, Nyarlathotep prefers to go right for the jugular, causing as much chaos as possible. Normally, this works by promoting humanity to become even more evil, which in turn makes him even more powerful. However, in the event that he gets too far from the Soul Collective…well, he’s pretty easy to beat down then. Still very dangerous, however.
The Eye
Occupation: Evil Cult/Weapons Dealers
Danger Level: Varies, typically between 0-4.
The Eye is CLASSIFIED and that is why they must be avoided. And that is also why my cookies taste so bad.
GOD
Occupation: Former teammate/World Destroyer
Danger Level: 6
GOD is, unfortunately, d Galloway from the future. The final product of Dr. Kaizer’s millennia-spanning scheme, Galloway was turned into a saiyan, allowed to grow more powerful exponentially, and then subjected to something that slowly caused him to go insane. Eventually, this lethal combination of factors caused him to transform into an even more powerful being, decided to become a god, and proceeded to wipe out billions of lives within the space of a few hours.
Eventually, the old heroes of RPGC arrived to face him. However, they were all killed within seconds. Their children then took up the fight, but were badly beaten until Galloway’s daughter, Maria, stumbled upon the Digipad and went back twenty-five years, to a much younger and (slightly) more stable Galloway. Now armed with much younger RPGC members, the party returned to the future. GOD managed to defeat Mox with little effort, banishing him to Hell. He then destroyed the heroes, only to have Weiila heal and revive both the past and future things.
Finally, Galloway reached the scene (having been delayed by Mox) and the two had a last showdown…until another figure, claiming to be the <I>real</I> future Galloway, arrived to help. The two managed to defeat the monster, ending his reign of chaos…for three months. After that, the “real” Galloway turned out to be a ruse created by GOD, and the evil being captured Belladonna when she tried to propose an alliance. Galloway and Naar returned to the future, where they managed to finish him off for good. However, even that wasn’t the end…
There’s still the matter of GOD’s real identity. Galloway still lives, and is fast becoming more murderous and maniacal than ever. In fact, it appears to be the revelation that HE WILL BECOME GOD that is turning him into this. He actually believes that if he can become stronger and more strong-willed than ever, he may be able to avoid this future. The old maxim about Grandfather Paradoxes holds true, it seems. That’s why we also have plans to kill him just in case. Unless, of course, <I>that’s</I> what causes him to go crazy…
I hate time travel.
Dr. Kaizer
Occupation: Mad Scientist/Alchemist/Mass Conspirator
Danger Level: 0
Dr. Kaizer was originally born within the confines of the Black Mage nation. However, he was also cursed with an unfortunate “disability”: he could not use magic. Shunned and hated by everyone, he was forced into one of many concentration camps to work as slave labor. He grew to despise all magic, feeling that it was the true cause of his suffering; for without it, what would drive his own people to turn on themselves for such a minor reason? This hatred only grew with time, until he actively began to seek a way to destroy all magic.
That opportunity seemed to come in the form of Morgan Orsland Xian. The noble mage seemed to take an unusual interest in the “unclean” members of society, working to advance their rights and return them to society proper. Having found someone that could possibly free him, he gladly went along with Mox’s many plans. Unable to use magic, he was instead guided into the ancient science of Alchemy, where he displayed an unusual level of talent. Unfortunately, he soon learned of Mox’s true plans. Feeling betrayed again, he tried to poison his leader; however, the mage was made of sterner stuff, and Kaizer was forced to flee from his homeworld through means of a planned Shadow Gate.
He ended up landing in the RPGC Universe, around the year 239 B.C. With no means of returning home, he began to adjust to his new life, becoming a traveling historian, researcher, and healer. Already blessed with an extremely long lifespan (thanks to his Black Mage history), he also managed to use his many formulae to keep himself forever in his late 30s. By the year 1000 A.D., he had traveled across the entire world, visiting many places that few outsiders would set foot upon for several hundred more years.
Unfortunately, he saw the exact same hatred and prejudice in every human civilization he encountered; this time, however, it was even WORSE, as humans killed each other for no reason at all. Enraged beyond measure, Kaizer decided he would bring an end to this whole mess once and for all. If he could not make humanity peacefully make up, he would utilize their most powerful emotion: hatred. He would create something everyone would despise so much, fear so greatly, and ultimately revile to the point that they will unify themselves around how much they wished it dead.
It wasn’t until the 1800s that he came up with a plan. He threw himself into the rapidly advancing science of the day, especially in regards to evolution and genetics. This was further bolstered when he encountered his former master’s own ruler, Naar. In exchange for some human sacrifices, he was allowed access to the same time-traveling technology used by Daemon. He then managed to warp himself through time, taking advantage of the most powerful technology in hopes of finding a means of creating his monster. In doing so, he ended up changing much of the course of the RPGC Universe’s evolution, creating the Hybrids and, possibly, the Catbeings.
When he was finally satisfied with his equipment and workers, he had to find an appropriate child to work on. Realizing that the techniques had still not been perfected, he gambled that, if he were to snatch one copy of the child from about every universe possible, he would find one that worked. Through random chance, he ended up choosing the baby that would become d Galloway. Using Saiyan DNA (due to the race’s close biological relationship with humans and enhanced abilities), he tore apart each child’s genetic code until he had everything just right. As predicted, 99% of the children died; rather than abandon them entirely, however, he used them as the foundation for an army of clones, should the original fail. He was not allowing ANY failure.
Fifteen years later, he initiated his plan by sending each surviving child an Ultra-Orb, a magic relic that would separate the user’s good and evil forms when destroyed. Playing his hand perfectly, Kaizer made sure that Galloway and Neo Galloway were born, creating two beings of pure good and evil. He then forced them to partially transfer themselves back together; this created the perfect mixture of the two extremes. And finally, he secretly made sure his creation stayed alive, helping him from the background against Mox, Daemon and Naar.
In the end, however, his plans were exposed when Maria came to the past. He tried to kill Galloway, in hopes of triggering his final transformation, but failed. His clones failed as well, and GOD was temporarily defeated. However, Kaizer was far from done; he managed to take Yellow Tiger’s destroyed body, reformat her into an android, and then dump her in storage until she was needed. Then he fought Galloway in a shootout, which ended in his apparent death.
He then returned, leading his original test subjects, the Hybrids. He tried to utilize Galloway’s growing attraction to Trisha in hopes of starting things off. Unfortunately, in doing so, he ended up stepping on Naar’s shoes, and Belladonna slew him. He then returned as a robot, but was defeated for good soon after. Still, his evil schemes continue to have a major impact on us all.
Daemon
Occupation: Evil Sorcerer
Danger Level: 3
Daemon was originally an Irish sorcerer, contracted to create an amulet capable of traveling through time. He did just that…and then stole the device for himself. Through his travels, he encountered Naar, who offered to show him a means of releasing a sealed evil. All he had to do was pledge his loyalty, and the power to destroy a world would be his. Daemon readily agreed, while also sharing the secrets of time travel with Dr. Kaizer.
In the end, his scheme boiled down to finding the mythical Fountain of Youth, then bottling its water and selling it on the black market. Unfortunately, some of the Final Fantasy characters got wind of this, and after a madcap chase involving a big mask, Matt Foley, and Mr. T, Daemon was defeated. AND THEN, a MERC attack on his fortress lost most of his guard, as well as caused most of his remaining youth water to be confiscated. Now backed into a corner, and without Mox to help release some pressure, Daemon decided to act immediately.
The following battles were very brief compared to what our heroes have faced in the past. However, all roads led to a dark fortress, where Daemon planned to have the heroes sacrificed to release the Dark One, Avoozl. However, his plans failed when he forgot the one important maxim of sealed evil: It always turns on the releaser. He was absorbed into Avoozl, and then destroyed along with the evil force.
Daemon was last seen as a ghost, when Weiila was accidentally struck with the Molecular Reverser. He helped her defeat a few evil beings before revealing his plan to use her life force as a means to revive himself. At that point, Weiila was fresh out of bullets…which somehow caused Daemon to self-destruct, probably out of sheer despair at his lameness.
This is but…a small sampling of the many forces we have faced, and triumphed over somewhat. We haven’t exactly had the greatest success rate, but hey, who does? It’s not like we’re Superman…or Batman…or Wonder Woman…
Ah, who am I kidding? Half the time we barely rate higher than Booster Gold and Squirrel Girl!
Next time: The many incarnations of the RPGC Task Force.