Corn, lab-made semen has no spermatozoids in it, so it can’t get someone pregnant.
If you drink Bailey’s while on certain medications, your heart explodes, and you die.
Fire works was discovered by the chinese when trying to find the elixir of life.
As was mercury poisoning.
Oh, okay. But, it still has all the same properties? Smell, feel, look, colour, taste, right?
Why? Wanna try it?*
*I’msosorryIjustcouldn’tresist
No. NO.
Taste is a physical property, so it was an example. 
Fun Fact: When you program open source, you’re programming communism.
Cedar Point in Sandusky, Ohio boasts the fastest rollercoaster and the rollercoaster with the highest elevation. That is one thing as an Ohioan* that I can appreciate is the fact that Cedar Point is the most badass amusement park in the country, IMO
*By Ohioan, I mean I grew up and went to school there, in various cities.
Then don’t mix it with bleach. Otherwise, you’d best piss on your cleaning rag and cover your nose and mouth.
Human eyeballs grow only a few millimeters in size from infancy to adulthood…the reason why baby’s eyes seem disproportionately large.
The concept of a hero is basically the same across all cultures.
The heart of a blue whale is the size of a small car, and a 6-year-old could crawl inside a blue whale’s aorta.