Uh, Ziggy is a cyborg, and he’s not evil.
Well in Sweden we have this saying… there must always be one exception in order to confirm the truth of the rule. And no, I don’t understand the logic in that one either.
And you’d think I should know not to say any forbidden words… shut your piehole, Magus.
Pushin’ this up, pushin’ this up.
Thou shalt suffer the wrath of the gods for spamming, Galloway!
… nah, it’s okay.
very good job 
Can’t wait til you come out with the next one…:yipee:
Originally posted by Weiila
Thou shalt suffer the wrath of the gods for spamming, Galloway!
Confession time: If a fic of mine goes off the first page of the media board, I forget it. That’s why I do this so much; it’s better than stickying, anyway!
I can’t wait to see the medival countryside!
(meanwhile, back in the main control room)
the three shadowy figures are building a giant laser gun
Fat Shadow: Man, those guys won’t know what’s coming.
Thin Shadow 1: If this doesn’t kill them, nothing will!
(meanwhile, back with Galloway’s group)
the next control room seems to have been through the inner workings of a barbeque. Everything is torched beyond comprehension
Galloway: Man, what the hell happened here?
Gemini: This seems vaguely familiar.
Weiila: sees a burnt body Somebody got a little too hot for comfort.
King of Town: Doo hoo hoo hoo!
Kenny: muffled noises
a loud roar is heard, followed by stomping
Chris: What’s that?
Galloway: draws his sword Prepare yourself!
Trogdor stalks out of a corner
King of Town: AAAAAHH! hides
Chris: Great. A green, badly-drawn dragon with one beefy human arm. What’s next, the Teletubbies?
Weiila: Don’t even kid about that, Chris.
Gemini: This won’t be easy. Trogdor is the most diabolical dragon to have ever existed. It could kill us all right here.
Trogdor: breaths a massive column of fire
Galloway: uses the dissapear-reappear trick
Weiila: jumps to the side, but gets a wing scorched
Kenny: is burned to ash
Chris: gets her fingers toasted
Gemini: jumps onto the ceiling
King of Town: is still hiding
Galloway: draws his sword Die, oh foul dragon of doom!
Trogdor: punches Galloway
Galloway: flies into the far wall…ow.
Weiila: looks at her wing AAAAAAHH!
Chris: Damnit! I can’t grab my sword like this!
Kenny: magically reappears
King of Town: refuses to come out
Gemini: jumps down from the ceiling Okay, Trogdor, prepare to die!
Trogdor: breaths fire
Gemini: dodges
Kenny: is killed again
Gemini: jumps behind Trogdor Prepare to die! JENOVA STORM! flies forward, stabs Trogdor in the back, then begins to flip-kick him in the head, scratch the dragon’s back to hell, and finally release a one-handed Omega Jitsu while still attached to the back
Trogdor: dies
Kenny: magically reappears
Galloway: gets out of the wall Well, the next area should be the last one.
Weiila: has whirly eyes Don’t ask for healing, folks. I can barely stand right now.
King of Town: comes out of hiding Phew! That was a close one!
everyone heads into the next hall
(to be continued)
Teletubies! Where! Where! runs away
Trogdor can’t burninate me! I just killed him! So… TROGDOR!!!
AAAAAHH! My poor wing!
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Zero isn’t around, is he? He likes to eat my wings… the barbeque smell… eep!
(meanwhile, back at the Dimensional Portal-thingy)
Edward: looks at the controls Okay, what happens if I push this button? pushes a button
the Dimensional Portal-thingy activates. All the captured FF characters pour out of it
Black Mage: Hey, it worked!
Rydia: But wait. You said that it wouldn’t work unless someone was on the other side of the controls, so…
Edward: Uh, hi.
Everyone else: AAAAHH!
Vivi: We were saved…by Edward…
Auron: I don’t think I can take the embarasment.
Aeris: Suicide city, here we come.
Edward: Hey, what’s all this about? I saved your asses!
Rydia: Chocobo! summons a Chocobo
Chocobo: taps Edward with a feather
Edward: dies
Chocobo: dissapears
Rydia: Will that suffice as revenge?
Tellah: Hell yeah!
White Mage: Now let’s kick those shadow’s shadowy asses!
everyone runs off towards the control room
(to be continued)
runs back Yay! It’s ass kickin’ time!
Dammit! My fingers are burned! Oh well… it’s not like I needed the sword… wait, I do… crap!
Good updates. ^_^:yipee:
Puts on his wintercoat One area left to go.
(meanwhile, back at Galloway’s group)
Galloway and co. break down the door leading into the final control room. It’s filled with snow and cows. A big laser is aimed at them, with three shadows manning it
Fat Shadow: Fire!
Thin Shadow 1: Cannon 1 activated!
the laser begins to hum
Thin Shadow 2: Cannon 2 activated!
the laser begins to get much louder
Fat Shadow: Cannon 3 activated!
the laser begins to shriek
Galloway: We can’t run from this! It’ll level the rest of the control rooms!
Weiila: No! We’re doomed!
King of Town: Oh no! begins to run around in a panic
Chris: Well, it’s been nice knowing you.
Gemini: God, I hate this!
Kenny: muffled noises
a rope comes and picked up Kenny, then drops him behind the laser
Three Shadows: in unison Triple Cannon Fire!
Kenny: grabs the back of the laser and raises the laser’s aim
Laser: fires off a gigantic beam that blows the roof off Square HQ
Kenny: is crushed
Thin Shadow 1: Okay, let’s do this again.
the laser comes back to the ground and returns its aim
(after doing it all again)
Three Shadows: in unison Triple Cannon Fire!
the laser goes dead
Computer voice: from laser Please load weapon. Please load weapon. Please load weapon.
Fat Shadow: Ah, damnit!
Thin Shadow 1: Ah, hell! Just grab Kenny and let’s go!
Kenny: magically reappears
Galloway: Just a second!
the three shadows jump off the laser and grab Kenny
Galloway: pulls out a flashlight and turns it on
the light goes over the shadows, revealing them to be Kyle, Stan and Cartman
Kyle: Ah, he found us out.
Stan: This is not good, dude.
Cartman: Well, we’ve got what we wanted! Now let’s go!
Voice: Hold it!
the FF characters enter the room, mad as ever
Black Mage: Why’d you lock us up?
Vivi: Yeah! That was mean!
Aeris: How about I break your manhood?
Stan: Wait! We can explain! We wanted Kenny to come back. It’s lonely in South Park without him. It just isn’t the same. And besides, some beings that come from a place called “Comedy Central” said he can return from his banishment.
Galloway: So you attacked here. You let those things in.
Kyle: That wasn’t the plan. Fatass here kicked the stupid thing, and it went off.
Cartman: Goddamnit! Don’t call me fatass!
Weiila: So, what should we do with them?
Sephiroth: Boil them alive?
Black Mage: Vaporize them?
Auron: Castrate them?
Galloway: I’ll tell you what we’re gonna do. We’re going to let them go with Kenny.
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Galloway: I only took Kenny in because he had no home. Now he can have one again. I wish him the best.
Weiila:…I see. Well, good-bye Kenny!
Kyle, Cartman, Stan and Kenny: wave good-bye, then go to the Dimensional Portal-thingy and leave. The control room immediately returns to normal
(back at the studio)
Galloway is talking to Gemini
Galloway: So, I hear you have your own show now.
Gemini: Yeah. I’m producing the only news broadcast here.
Galloway: Well, good luck. You’re still not getting paid here, though.
Gemini: Dang it.
THE END
I still have to pay MY workers, and you mugged me earlier.
Originally posted by JFGemini107
I still have to pay MY workers, and you mugged me earlier.
First rule of hosting your own show: be heartless. Besides, nobody pays me anything, so how could I pay you?
Congrats Gallo, you made it just in time for the update… kinda. It’s still about ten hours until I can start working on it again…
hehehe… I liked the ending