The FF Break Room 15
inside the room where the dimensional portal-thingy is located
Dimensional Portal-thingy: suddenly activates as three small shadowy figures appear; two thin, and one fat
Fat Figure: Oh yeah, that felt good.
Thin Figure 1: Shut up, fatass!
Fat Figure: I’m not fat! I’m big bone!
Thin Figure 2: Yeah, whatever, fatass!
Fat Figure: THAT’S IT! begins to attack the thin figures, then trips and bangs his head against the controls
Fat Figure: GOD DAMN IT!
the Dimensional Portal-Thingy begins to shake and vibrate
Thin Figure 1: Oh man, this isn’t good.
Thin Figure 2: Let’s hurry up and do what we came here for!
all three figures leave while even MORE figures come in
Galloway is sleeping on the set. Gemini is sleeping in the rafters. Suddenly, a loud knock is heard at the door
Galloway: waking up Now what? opens the door. On the other side is Weiila. She is scared out of her mind
Weiila: Did-did you hear?
Galloway: Hear what?
Gemini: wakes up
Weiila: Something happened at Squaresoft HQ! The entire place is in pieces!
Weiila: It gets worse! Whatever caused it ran off and got on a plane over here!
Galloway: How’d you hear all this?
Weiila: I’m a girl. I know these things.
Galloway: Brother! Prepare for battle!
one quick changing scene later
all three are now wearing their combat equipment. Galloway is in his armor, holding his sword. Weiila is wearing her robe and holding a whip (her leather outfit’s being washed). Gemini is wearing his ninja gear and cat claws
Galloway: listening I hear something. It’s getting closer…
the door is broken down as a massive pack of monstrosities are released into the room
a bloody battle insues, with Galloway, Weiila, and Gemini claiming victory. Galloway then notices something
Gemini: notices it, too THAT ANCIENT BOOK OF PORTALS! THEY’VE TAKEN IT!
Galloway: We found that book a while ago, and were studying it here. Since the accident with the last camera, we’ve had to save just to get another one, so we have plenty of time on our hands. That book spoke of portals that could lead beings from other worlds here.
Weiila: Oh, dear God!
Gemini: examines the bodies of the monsters they just killed Wait a dang minute! These are Zerglings!
Galloway: Zerglings? As in, Starcraft Zerglings?
Gemini: That disaster at Squaresoft…remember what happened before?
Galloway: thinking Yeah. When Daemon kidnapped everyone, those that were left used some kind of transporter to find the ingredients to save them…
Gemini: You don’t think…that something else could have crossed over here?
Weiila: Come on.
Galloway: We’re going to Squaresoft HQ, right?
Gemini: And if we don’t want to?
Weiila: eyes glow red
Galloway: Brother, I don’t think you have a choice here.
(to be continued)