Going great Galloway! 
Keep it updated. 
Originally posted by Weiila
Who is the mysterious voice? How many more Zergs will the heroes have to kill? Does Galloway want this in the update now or when itâs finished?
- Starcraft veterans should probably be able to guess who it is.
- Many, many more
- Yes, I want it in the update.
Gotta push this up. Iâm freaking tired and probably wonât get much sleep, what with all this fireworks going off.
No worries Galloway. TD has scheduled to update on Sunday, just sit back and wait for it
(meanwhile, elsewhere inside Square HQ)
Edward: pulls out a radio Calling Mr. T. Come in, Mr. T.
Mr. T: through the radio What do you want, sucka?
Edward: Evil beings have taken over Square HQ! You have to help us!
Mr. T: WHAT?! I have more important things to do, fooâ! You deal with it!
Edward: What? ButâŚyouâre Mr. TâŚ
Mr. T: I hafta go save a youth center. I pity the fooâ that calls me again! disconnects
Edward:âŚGreat. I have to deal with them myself.
(meanwhile, back at the Infested Control Room)
Infested Kerrigan walks into the room
Galloway: Kerrigan!
everyone (except Kerrigan) screams
Kerrigan: Another fine world for the swarm! I should thank whoever opened that gateway!
Chris: charges forward
Kerrigan: stabs Chris through the stomach and kicks her into Weiila
Weiila: falls down, then quickly heals Chris
Galloway: KA MEâŚ
Kerrigan: kills Galloway
Weiila: revives Galloway
King of Town: Oh hoo hoo hoo! puts on his Mario costume
Kerrigan: What the? kills Kenny
Galloway: OH MY GOD! SHE KILLED KENNY!
Nearby Zergling: says zerg equivilant of âyou bastard!â
Kerrigan: kills Zergling
King of Town: jumps about a centimeter into the air
Kerrigan: Hah! What a fat waste you are! stands right next to the King of Town
King of Town: jumps again and lands on Kerriganâs foot
Kerrigan: screams in pain
Galloway: pushes a random button
a portal opens up
Chris: pushes Kerrigan through the portal
Portal: closes
Chris: Well, that was a tough one.
Galloway: Yeah.
King of Town: YES!!! I WON!!!
Weiila: No, you didnât.
Gemini: Yeah, what she said.
King of Town: mooping Sorry, King, but your princess is in another castleâŚ
Galloway: Letâs go!
everyone leaves for the next area
(to be continued)
I got stabbed! :eek: Nice one Galloway. 
Bwahaha! Good one, Gallo
IntrestingâŚ
I just started reading this, and it is pretty goodâŚ
Nice job, d.
(meanwhile, back in time)
the FF characters are standing in front of the past version of the Dimensional Portal-thingy
Black Mage: pushes some random buttons Damn thingy! I hate this!
Rydia: So, whatâs the plan again?
Auron: We go back to our own time and kick the living shit out of whoever did this to us!
White Mage: Sounds good to me!
Sephiroth: Yes, that is a very good plan.
Vivi: yawns What you say?
Everyone else: faints
Tellah: Why you not be speaking english proper? GAAAH! Now speech of me mess up!
Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Rydia: Oh no. Do not be telling meâŚ
CATS emerges from the shadows
CATS: They set up me the guard.
(meanwhile, back in a control room)
Thin Figure 1: Who was that guy, anyway?
Fat Figure: I donât know, but he made me speak such good english that I had to let him be a guard.
Thin Figure 2: Shut up, fatass!
(to be continued)
Yes, itâs small, but Iâm having a major brain freeze right now.
Galloway, you are plain evil. EVIL I SAY!
More will come soon.
(meanwhile, back at Gallowayâs group)
the next control room is filled with dead bodies, blood, dead bodies, gore, dead bodies, swords, dead bodies, spears, and dead bodies. Despite the fact that there is no possible way for it to happen, lightning constantly strikes inside.
Galloway: grabs a spear Itâs a Nosgoth brand, all right.
giant fire demons, lightning demons, and poison demons jump out of the ground
Weiila: You had to say it, didnât you?
Galloway: Sorry.
Gemini: Damn it, I hate LoK!
Fire Demon: I will kill you!
Lightning Demon: I will also kill you!
Poison Demon: I, too, will kill you!
Chris: Okay, so we established that everyone wants to kill us.
King of Town: Iâm glad I donât live here. You canât enjoy a succulant leg of lamb if every living being on the planet hates you.
Fire Demon: roars fire
Lightning Demon: charges lightning
Poison Demon: just looks threatening
Galloway: Okay, weâll have to come up with a well thought-out battle strategy for taking out these losers. Weiila, you heal us. Brother, you deal with the fire demons; you have the best range out of us. Kenny, you act as a human shield. King, you just run around and eat stuff. Chris, you do your thing on the poison demons. Iâll take out the lightning demons. Okay, oneâŚtwoâŚ
Chris: has killed every single demon while Galloway was talking
Galloway: kills Chris
Weiila: sighs, then revives Chris
King of Town: Well, that was easyâŚ
Kenny: muffled noises
Galloway: Letâs go!*
everyone goes to the next room
(to be continued)
Iâm going to need some ethers soon dammit swirly eyed
Anyway, keep on truckinâ, Galloway
Just pushing this up.
(meanwhile, back in the past break room)
CATS: Ha ha ha ha.
Black Mage: Arrgh! Hadouken I do!
nothing happens
Aeris: Damn, we no can cast spells being. Speech of us too messed up!
Rydia: Bahamut I are summon!
nothing happens
Auron: You hear did what Aeris are was saying? No use spells we can! slashes CATS
CATS: dodges Ha ha ha ha. You no can damage me.
Vivi: We no can hit him! We now being dead!
CATS: Ha ha ha ha.
Mox teleports in, with a sack in tow
Black Mage: Arrgh! It are be Mox!
Mox: CATS, your evil sickens even me! How dare you skew the english language with your deadly engrish! I must kill you!
CATS: Who are you being?
Mox: Iâm your competition in the realm of evil.
CATS: What?!
Mox: shoots a fireball at CATS
CATS: blows up
Mox: Okay, now to leave. teleports away
Black Mage:âŚdid Mox just save us?
(meanwhile, back on the way to the next control room)
Galloway: Crap, I sensed it.
Weiila: What?
Galloway: MoxâŚjust saved the FF characters.
Weiila: MOX? But heâs dead!
Chris: Yeah, didnât Falchin kill him?
Galloway: smiles Youâll learn the truth someday.
(to be continued)
Gallo-note (not part of the fic): If youâre curious about Mox, just wait until the end of the Naar Saga. Trust me, youâll be surprised. Not neccessarily âpleasantlyâ surprised, but surprised nonetheless.
rolls over laughing stands back up tring to talk back falls back down with laughter
translation: very good, Soorry I missed when you updated. Keep it coming
âAâ material. No doubt.
Keep it up.
Aye, Keep it up.
Mox!? But⌠but⌠AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(meanwhile, in another part of Square HQ)
Edward is crawling through a ventilation shaft
Edward: Damn cobwebs! Damn grates! Damn air! Damn everything! falls down another shaft and crashes into the room with the Dimensional Portal-thingyâŚow.
(meanwhile, back at Gallowayâs group)
the next room is filled with electronic gadgets and gizmos that would make Bill Gates blush. Evil cyborgs (you can tell theyâre evil because theyâre cyborgs) are lined up on the walls. A half-eaten tuna sandwhich is on a plate, with a small container marked âcyanideâ sitting right next to it. A dead body is on the ground, too
Galloway: Man, that was a lot for just one room.
Weiila: What? hears the fourth wall shatter Damn. heals the fourth wall
Chris: Well, what is this?
Galloway: Welcome, one and all, to Neo Kobe. Land of bright lights, evil cyborgs, and japanese people that arenât even in the slightest bit japanese.
Gemini: Sounds like a bad place to me.
King of Town: Oh, a sandwhich! goes for the sandwhich
a cyborg comes from the wall and eats the sandwhich, then punches the King of Town in the face
King of Town: goes flying into the wall
Chris: What are those?
all the cyborgs go active
Galloway: Snatchers.
Kenny: muffled noises
Weiila: Well, they arenât armed, are they?
Snatcher: opens his mouth and shoots a blast from a laser cannon inside the said orifice
Kenny: is blown up and dies
Galloway: bored OhmyGodtheykilledKenny.
Weiila: also bored Youbastards.
Snatchers: walks forward menacingly
Weiila: Anyone else feel like weâre in a Terminator movie right now?
Galloway: Nah, donât worry. I can deal with these guys easily.
Chris: How?
Snatchers: open their mouths to fire several million blasts
Galloway: fires several million tiny energy beams at the foreheads of the Snatchers
Snatchers: heads explode as they die
King of Town: gets out of the wall
Gemini: What the heck was that?
Galloway: Just hit them in the forehead, and theyâll die easily.
Weiila: Yay! I didnât even have to heal anyone!
a beam from the ceiling falls and hits Galloway in the head
Galloway:âŚow. dies
Weiila: Damnit. I said the forbidden words! revives Galloway, then gulps down an ether
Galloway: Onward, ho!
Kenny: magically reappears
Gemini: Brother, youâre a moron.
Galloway: Weâll see about that. trips over his own feetâŚow.
everyone leaves for the next control room
(to be continued)