Uh Well,
ahem
Hello …
I am a newbie here… well sorta… (been around for a coupla months but never made an intro thread…)
so who wants to go, “DIE, NEWBIE!!” first?
Hello, I’m Strong Bad … and you don’t know it yet, but I’m da reason you’re here. No, seriously.
I’m Yar Kramer, etc. etc.
pikapikapikapiakpkiakpikapikpaikpakipika.
HIIII!!!1111elevenses [glomps SE and munches on his soul]
I am Seraph, guardian of the Oracre. I wirr greet you properry, but before I do, ret me first aporogize.
hello… *blinks
Um, Yar? Might want to shake that greeting schtick up at least a little bit more. I mean, there’s plenty of other good Strong Bad lines, like “I’m Strong Bad. Check me out. No, seriously. Check me out!” and “Behold, it is I!” and “The Burninator Strikes Again!” 
Welcome, ye who already has a 40-ish post count on other “newbies”. Curious, that… :ulty:
steals SE’s shoes
Salve! Welcome and hello!
I was a little confused at first, having remembered seeing the name about for quite a while.
DIE, NEWBIE!! (because you asked, even though I’m not the first)
I consult my Magic Eight Ball, and the message given to me is “All signs point to STFU,” Mr. Evans.
Yo.
Word up.
hi-yo!
have a christmas goody bag, unless you have something against xmas, then just eat the candy and call it a bag.
Hello.
Welcome
“Ayyyyeeee!”
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!
Uh-oh! Don’t worry, I’ll revive you all as incubi and succubi, if that happens …
Hello, don’t pet the Cala, shes bites.
Hello and welcome,and Merry Christmas
And because you ask it:DIE NEWBIE!!!
hi
Hi (free post)
Originally posted by YourWorstEnemy
Hello, don’t pet the Cala, shes bites.
It’s well worth the risk. pets the Cala