it doesnt belong in the fantasy section, it belongs to every household in every house. Everything u say is bull crap, its not fantasy, Its not just a book written by man, Its the holy Bible.
Ya ur right Tom petty rocks, I love most his songs.
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Oh we got a fanatic up in here. Dammit.
But well, although I don’t accept your version of the truth, I admire your determination and the strength of your faith. But remember, such faith can get you in trouble if you choose to be so blatant and judgemental.
ya its all possible, I believe he got swallowed, only little kids get taught its a whale, its was a big fish, And God can do anything.
Starir way to heaven and all of my love are my favorites of led
my god can beat the shit out of your god ok
I’m kind of like God.
As a matter of fact, it says, “a great fish.” But, I guess…that one’s pretty much the same as the other.
Now I recollect…a story about Joshua making the sun stand still. As an expert, do you…tell me that that’s as right as the Jonah business? That’s a pretty neat trick.
I dont care. I dont really care about anything in this world any more, I just hate this world and want to get to heaven as soon as possible, i hate this world so much, i just want to kill all those people who think porn is ok and drugs are cool and religion is for the weak, and for those people who r gay, i wish they would all stop, i just hate all of them, hate them. I hate people who commit suiside, God should control life and death.
God I do too. Lets let the air out of our veins
Edit: Porn is okay in my book.
Edit: You hate gay people? You are so retarded. God said you should love everyone, and you’re not even doing what the one thing you believe in wants. Jesus all you super-duper-religious-dudes can’t even follow your own goddamn rules. Fucking cheaters
Okay, now you are getting disgusting. You’re not even listening. Someone please ban this hateful individual. I hate to be a hypocrite, but what you’re doing is acting totally unchristian and you wont “get into heaven” with all of that negative energy.
Guys, the funny god jokes are just encouraging him.
Have you ever pondered what would actually happen to the earth if the sun stood still? If, as they say, the sun stood still, they must have had some kind of an idea that the sun moved around the earth. Do you think that’s the way of things? Or don’t you believe that the earth moves around the sun? You don’t have much faith in the solar system.
its not a trick its called a miracle form God, and it happens all the time, you see it on the news, a person lives from a ccident that should have killed her, a person takes so much drugs he should have died but he didnt, a man that had been shot in the heart should have died and yet he lived. And u think that all this is just a kawinsadence( i know thats not how u spell it but oh well)
To be fair, Charlemagne was provoking him quite a bit. Guys, let’s just talk about classic rock, and leave the religious wars for some other time.
Edit: I like Korn.
u dont get into heaven by works or by just knowing God exist, U accept his gift of salvation and u live a christian life, And once ur saved, ur always saved, u r written in the book of lambs and u then are going to heaven no matter what.
He doesn’t even need to be baited, I mean, just look at his first post…
But whatever. I like Queen.
Now, if what you say actually happened. if Joshua stopped the sun in the sky. the earth stopped spinning on its axis, continents toppled over one another, mountains flew into space, and the earth, shriveled to a cinder, crashed into the sun. Now, how come they missed that little tidbit of news?
and thats probably all i’ll say about that
I’m a Lutheran (Protestant). I go to Heaven based soley on if I have faith. You play by your rules, I’ll play by mine.
haha everyone just editted their asses off. The mighty SK strikes again!
well if u he created the earth and the universe, i think he can make it stop.
Oh and by the way, Korn isnt classic rock.