I know a guy who could be Lavos. Just glue a few spikes to him, and voila.
And I call Crono! 
Hey Shinryu you’re about 30 posts too late
As long as I get to play the role of myself, I’m all for it.
What? I demand to know who called Crono!
Oh, it was you, Hades, well… (read the following as fast as you can, it’s funnier)
Ichallengeyoutoaduel! Now, wemustkungfufight!
random asian-style martial arts yells
[Second edit]
30 posts too late