I’m VERY guilty of rarely updating, so I have decided to stop being lazy and update every other night, so fan…NEXT CHAPPIE!
Koko: Whoooooo!
Kiro: What she’s trying to say is: “Go AWAY!
Koko: NO I’M NOT!
The People On TV Are Scaring Me!
“Hi Dor- wait…..you’re not Dora!” Before The Map could say more Kagura grabbed it and began venting her anger off on it (Forgetting to turn away from the TV screen) “Look you little piece of crap, if you don’t play along, I’ll get the authoress to put Peachie NU in here! Do you know what he can do to you?!”. The Map quietly whimpered, “The Darkness World of Chocolate?”. “Yes, that’s exactly what he’ll do.”. “But, I don’t have innards!”.
Somewhere in a cozy house a small boy who has been watching Nick Jr. yells, “Mommy, the people on TV are scaring me!”
Kagura simply stated, “They’ll turn you into a human-” “YAY!” The Map cried. “And, THEN they’ll eat your innards”. “Boooooo…..”.
“Can we just get on with this? Kupo!” Molly asked. Kaorin and Yomi nodded in agreement. “Alright” The Map said recovering, “First you have to go on Jump Rope Road, then across Candy Cane Bridge, and through Meejka Sirkywyn Blooplitou Swamps, OK I’ll be in Backpack bye!” Before anyone could say a word he disappeared into Backpack’s pocket.
A Neo Shadow heartless walks around a large circle of the group of rebel heartless cleverly named: We Don’t Like Ansem! “Okay, as you all know, Ansem wouldn’t let us eat brains as a side dish with our hearts, but nooooo-o that’s not what pushed us over the line is it? It was when he….got rid of our cookie table!” The Neo Shadow yelled.
“BOOOOOOOO!” The group responded. “So, what do we want?”. “COOKIES!!!!”. “When do we want it?!” “AFTER DINNER”. The Neo Shadow stomped it’s….foot…I think against the ground and yelled, “NO YOU IDIOTS! We want it NOW!”
A Blue Rhapsody floated forward and timidly said, “But, they aren’t filled with healthy vitamins!”.
“Alright, we’ll play along…” Sora said as everyone nodded in agreement and Osaka continued to dance. “Are you ready to go show the emperor and his court your godly powers?” The woman asked quizzically. “Ummm, sure.” Sakaki said starting to walk towards the door, “Are you coming?”.
After a few minutes the group arrived in a highly decorated chamber with a huge amount of cushions that a group of people were sitting on. “Welcome gods and goddesses! I’d like you to demonstrate your powers one at a time so we can take a nice look at them individually.” Said an old man with a screwed up beard. “Look you we-” Before Tomo could say more Sora yelled, “Be quiet, I think he’s the emperor!”. With a look of slight embarrassment Tomo turned her gaze to the floor.
“Shall we begin?” One of the court asked.
just kidding