I am guilty of not updating…so here is the next chappie!
Koko: Fear this chapter!
Kiro: Fear it more then Sensor Moogle!
Chiyo-Chan: Fear it more then Ansem!
Sensor Moogle: I’m feared? Why! I just wanted to make this story about so sweet you’ll throw-up things!
Everyone: Not him again! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAH!
Sensor Moogle: No, stop, wai-
Chapter 6: P…B…S…Kids?!
As the group of…heros…sort of. Well as the traveled through space in the Gummi Ship, Nayamo had something to say, “Hey guys? I know this is the fastest, easiest way to travel from world to world, but don’t you think it’s a bit to…small? I mean Merlin’s frikin BUTT is shoved into my face!”
This sadly was true, and as she mentioned Merlin, he let out a perverted, “Ooooooooooh!”. At this everyone shivered (Except Osaka) and nodded in agreement. Unfortunatly, before they could take a pit stop to throw Merlin out and make the ship bigger they crashed into a big evil sign of evil that evilly advertised…Dud, duh DUH…Dora the Explorer!..Evil. …EVILY EVILY EVIIIIIILY…evil.
Possibly hours later Yomi, Kaorin, Yukari, Molly the Moogle, and Kagura awoke to find a creepy badly drawn turqoise monkey wearing red boots jumping on top of them yelling, “Dora, Dora! I found well drawn people!”. Of course, then he started Ooh Oohing, and Ahh Ahhing.
“Oh. My. God. I think we’re in the world of…Dora The Explorer!!! (Duh, duh, DUH)” Yelled Kaorin slowly backing away from…Boots!
“What does PBS Kids have to do with Disney!?” Exclaimed Yomi.
“Uhhhhhhh…they’re both really stupid?” Kagura suggested.
“Kupo!” Molly the Moogle said.
“Uh, huh…OOOOOH! MONKEY! I WANNA PLAY WIT DA MONKEY!!!” Yukari then started running towards Boots, just as an annoying girly spanish voice called out.
“Hi, I’m Dora!”
Our other group (Sora, Tomo, Nayamo, Sakaki, Merlin, and Osaka) seems to be a bit luckier, for as they awoke…they found themselves in the world of Mulan! But, unfortunatly…they had fallen into the Emperer’s Palace…and had been dressed in weird kimono-like things. Just as Sakaki was about to involantarily squeal with joy at the site of kittens, and cats on her kimono…thing, a weird person with a white face entered the small oriental room.
As Chiyo-chan and Ansem sat at the table, now eating crumpets, they conversed about many things…Chiyo’s cuteness, Chiyo’s pigtails, Chiyo’s sweet voice…but most of all their crushes!
“Oh, I am SOOOO into Yuna! She is is like SOOOOO hot!” Ansem squealed.
“I like Pooh!” Chiyo-chan replied.
“I may think Yuna’s hot but if you were older I’d want you to be my girlfriend!” Ansem continued. This however changed the entire mood of the room. I mean literally, all the Chiyos now had terrified looks on their faces, and the real one meeped and hid behind a lacey pillow.