Hello, I am Ren Wormsworth and I am here to present you a new way to gather a lot of money and power really fast.
My business has to do with your SOUL. Your SOUL, or Stuff Of Unending Life, is that alter-ego of yours that goes to heaven or hell when you die.
Well, since it’s not you going there, but rather an alter-ego, it is no use for you. Therefore, you may simply discard it. But think of it: you could trade it for something else.
“But hey”, you ask, “who would be interested in my SOUL anyway?” Well, I am. So, how about receiving something in exchange for that thing you would not use anyway?
If you need some guarantess, I may give examples of people who sold their SOUL’s for power, money and fame. Think of artists such as Keanu Reeves, Michael Jackson, Maddona, Jim Carrey, Arnold Schwarzeneggger…
Interested? You may contact me at #icq 114890600, or through a private message at this board. We will then discuss the value of your SOUL. Satisfaction <not> guaranteed.
I’ll give you my soul … If you can snail mail me Lunar SSSC, Lunar 2 EB (both PSX), the entire Suikoden series, a GameCube, the GC PSO, and the entire fansubbed Rockman.EXE series from episode 16 on!!
Nuh-uh. Remember what happened last time you sold your soul?
Yes, he went AWOL and his female personas took over the account.
And I did a pretty good impersonation of Yar in a PM!