So there we were in class, last lesson on the Swedish writer’s course (NOOOOOOOoooooo… world… turning… bleak… ;_;). The teacher went on about the evolution of the course, not too interesting.
Suddenly a note was pushed into my sight, from the guy on my right side, David.
Look! Lisa’s been bitten by a vampire!
Looking up, I was reminded of the sight of a classmate having a big band-aid strapped to the left side of her neck.
Despite not being able to remember if I ever sent notes in class, I couldn’t keep from writing a reply.
Oh dear. Now there’ll be another lesbian vampire orgy.
SCENE: Two HOT LESBIAN VAMPIRES walk down the street.
Hot Lesbian Vampire 1: “I sure do love sucking blood!” (An army of zombies suddenly comes over the hill.) Hot Lesbian Vampire 2: “Oh no! Zombies!” (Proceeds to kick monumental amounts of zombie ass, pausing briefly to have hot sex with HOT LESBIAN VAMPIRE 1.)