You shouldn’t even be having sex at the age of 21! Tsk tsk!
Something about this post… Hm…
Edit:defectivesonydvd is, infact, correct.
Width, man. Women want width.
Quote from Sin: Bow before me, bow because it has come.
You mean, came?
I actually thought he looked more like Haku from Naruto. >.>;
So like, I’m curious, do you put the <s>yardstick</s> ruler on the top part of your dick to measure its length, or on the bottom and like measure from the balls?
Ye gods, I can’t believe I’m posting this.
Yar’s a healthy 9 inches if he measures from his feet!
I’ve been waiting for a reason to post this:
Sat - Man, that made me laugh SO hard.
Kagato - What you said was what I was saying but didn’t say, ha ha. I just didn’t want to go there explicitly. 
Oh man.
I’ve never had that problem. Woe is me I s’pose.
I have this problem guys, maybe you can help me with it.
My bank account has so much money in it that my bank has been complaining about the size.
When I talk to a rep, they tell me that they can hold all my money, and they would enjoy doing so.
But when I actually deliver them my massive stack of cash, they complain that the vault isn’t big enough.
What should I do about this terrible, horrible problem?
Give the money to me.
Hey. We don’t tolerate that kind of crap on the boards. Maybe in the chat, but not here. - 984
roflmania
That was great! Wonderful! Graphical capabilities are over the edge! Great sound, too.
We at X-Play give it a four out of five.
I missed what Steve posted!!!
I knew it was a bad idea to post this here. Save the few who know my true identity and have made their jokes, I don’t get how some of you don’t see this as a problem.
And as to the responses about age, were both 21.
But seriously, I was concerned about it and eventually we sat down and discussed it. She says the good outweighs the pain and thus everything is fine.
Some of you may be joking about how “zomg, that’s soooooo terrible” but when you love someone and you have to realize that doing something intimate like that with them can potentially hurt them, if you have any sort of heart, you’ll care about their well-being.
I’m disappointed, but not surprised.
I guess that’s the last time you’ll ask for sex advice on an RPG message board. Next time try a Yu-Gi-Oh, or X-Files fanfic message board.
Well, now you know not to post any of these kind of threads ever again here, right? Right?
This thread’s purpose has come and gone. The usefulness of this thread has petered out. It’s time for you to stop dicking around and thinking you’re the cock of the walk. It was rather ballsy of you to make this thread. This thread represents a new nadir in RPGC’s history. I hope you get the thrust of my message.