Leave food out, stake yourself out near it, wait for the raccoon to appear then grab it, put it in a sack, get in your car, and drive a heeluva long time, then just throw the little bugger out.
<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Remember to stop the car before throwing it out.
Originally posted by Tenchimaru Draconis
<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Remember to stop the car before throwing it out.
Why? It’ll be alright.
<img src=“http://www.rpgclassics.com/staff/tenchimaru/td.gif”> Because I doubt people on the highway would appreciate a sack of squirrel flying into their windshield.
Umm… it’s actually a raccoon, TD 
but I, for one, second Val’s plan- why should you and your dog be made to suffer just because it’s a greedy bastard? Show it who’s boss. :o
I say you do what Val says, and if it comes back (whiich it probably will) kill it.
Wow, I was drunk when I posted that, I had no clue it would actually be seen as a good idea 
the annoyance isn’t really worth killing it. Why don’t you just board up the hole for a few days, or not leave cat food out at night.
Originally posted by Valkyrie Esker
Leave food out, stake yourself out near it, wait for the raccoon to appear then grab it, put it in a sack, get in your car, and drive a heeluva long time, then just throw the little bugger out.
Judging from the raccoon’s behavior, he may or may not be rabid, in which case grabbing him would be a BAD thing to do. And even if he is not rabid, it would certainly attack him… IF he could grab it. This is the least practical solution of all of them.
Just DON’T HURT THE CREATURE!!! Lure it into the wilderness with food, and your problem will be solved without bloodshed!
<img src=“http://sephy.nulani.net/images/kor.gif”> Hard Dilemma…Val plan seems the best thing to do…It’s a bit dangerous anyways…
Feed it food. Did I say food? I meant Tiberium. Watch him mutate, then train him to be some kind of rabid deathbringing wereracoon tiberium fiend.
…What, it sounds like a good idea to me.
I’d go for the easy solution:
BANG
And then hide the evidence of the horrible, <I>horrible</I>, murder you just commited (/sarcasm), or send it to the “tree-hugging fuckballs”…
Your choice.
I’d suggest Val’s plan wiuth a slight change – instead of releasing it in a far away place, take it to the Human Society 'n stuff.
But I must admit if I were in your shoes, I’d adopt the raccoon.
Actually, believe it or not, the Humane Society is certainly not treehugging. Nor is it humane.
I’m surprised so many people actually endorsed the idea of killing the raccoon. I really do not like killing anything unecessarily (not even insects), so I’m going to advocate a non-violent alternative. I believe you can get traps at a hardware store or something similar like Home Depot. My family used to have a raccoon problem, and we got a trap or two for those suckas. We may even still have one that you can borrow, Frame… let me call my dad and find out if we do.
I’m sorry, I know this is a fairly serious topic, but I cannot help but laugh out loud at some of the “solutions”.
Tree-hugging fuckballs…heh. 
:o
Originally posted by Kero Hazel
a non-violent alternative.
Where’s the fun in that? You little whimp!p:unch::
Originally posted by Heaven’s Soldier
Where’s the fun in that? You little whimp!p:unch::
<I>That</I> comment was definately unnecessary.
Everyone has different opinions, and even if it’s a joke it isn’t fun.