A friend of mine just started teaching me D&D...

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#1

And I must say, I am quite enjoying it so far. I’m playing Neuteral Good Half-Elf Wizard. (Though after some tricks that Val taught me, I might turn Chaotic.:o)
My acualy play time has been rather, short, but I’ve enjoyed it.
Exept for the part when I ran out of spell componets and had to fend off a Master Kobold with a pointed stick… (I had the stick, not the kobold.)

Well, if this thing works out for me, I’ll probobly be frequenting this board. :slight_smile:

(And in case you’re wondering, the guy who’s teaching me is Prince Fireball.)

#2

Berlieve me, after those tricks, ANYONE would want to turn Chaotic, even Paladin players! :o

#3

Tricks with alignment? WTF is that?

#4

How can alignment affect your fighting style or whatever it is?

#5

NO, I just meant that the tricks you could play on another person are so horrible, that you’d have to be of the Chaotic Alignment to pull them off and still stay in character.

#6

As fun as it is, being a trickster is dangerous to your health. Beware of those who are stronger than you and not light-hearted.

#7

Bah, what are the chances that the guy who’s room you sneak a cow into in the middle of the night will know you did it? (Preferable an upstairs room, since Cows can go up stairs, but now down. :o)

#8

It’s not easy doing it silentiously. Driving a cow upstairs is quite noisy and is bound to wake up or call the attention of someone. But anyway, LOL, I’ll try doing that someday.

#9

That’s what magic’s there for, y’know.

#10

I think Val told me she just bribed the innkeeper into keeping his mouth shut.

#11

I’ve always been more partial to the smaller tricks, itching powder, hot sauce in someone’s wineskin, that sort of things.

#12

Originally posted by Dark Sand
I’ve always been more partial to the smaller tricks, itching powder, hot sauce in someone’s wineskin, that sort of things.

A take-off of the itching powder thing, pour powdered milk on someone on a hot, sweaty night sometime. The powder will seep into the skin, the sweat will activate the milk, and the heat will make it spoil while inside the pores. In theory, the guy should stink like spoiled Milk for awhile!

#13

Val… You’re nasty… Hehehehe! Yet, I find the idea very interesting! evil grin
Would you care to share a few more tricks with me?
grabs a notebook and a pen

#14

I would never want to do anything like that.
:noway:

#15

Those Lawful Good Paladins are always such party poopers…

Just kiddin’, Percy. You know we all luvs ya. :slight_smile:

#16

My God, VE. If we ever go RP’ing together I’ll be on max alert when you’re around.

Alright, a trick from me: feed mandragora (mandrake) to other people horses when they aren’t looking. Then watch the havoc.

#17

Just because a guy is a guardian, a warrior of Light and all that, it doensn’t mean he can’t have some fun. Those tricks are good to punish someone!:slight_smile:

#18

Yeah. Doing these tricks punishes the bad guys without resorting to violence, which is kinda the Paladin way.

#19

Originally posted by Ren
My God, VE. If we ever go RP’ing together I’ll be on max alert when you’re around.

hey, I have a few good tricks with me, too! Like how you can win big money by pissing all over a tavern bar, and the barkeep won’t be mad at you!

#20

O_O
Well, how about something in the punishment department?:slight_smile: