Depends. What KIND of punishment, cause I got a bunch of dem.
gets the pen ready
All kinds (as long as they’re not too dirty)! Teach away, oh prankmaster!
Sorry, i only give one answer to individual questions. Meaning, you’d have to give me a scenario.
OK, then. Suppose that some guy insults your family and you want to get back at him while he’s enjoying his drink.
Or that some thugs deface a building and you catch them asleep.
Or, suppose that you walk into a bar and some wise guy disrespects you with obscene suggestions. Suppose he’s a fat tub of lard, and a stupid one at that.
Also, if you saw someone picking on a weaker person and you wanted to cause him excruciating pain. What would you do in the line of pranks?
How would you get back at someone who made fun of your weapon?
And what’s the best way to stop a fleeing thief?
gets the pen ready again
If you need me to be more specific, let me know.
kicks Manus No good, Manus. YOu should know me well enough by now that I don’t like having people ask so many questions at once, so you forfeit any chances you had of gaining any of my knowledge!
OK, one question, then. A simple one.
How would you stop a fleeing thief in the middle of a crowd? It’s been so long since I had a word with you, I forgot that detail.
Please! does the puppy eyes and an evil grin
A fleeing thief? That is not a case for a trick, Manus, my creations take a bit of time to work out. In that case, I’d just chase after him.
And just so you know, the puupy Dog eyes do NOT work when you have an evil grin on! kicks him again
Ow… I’ll keep that in mind.
OK, and if you wanted to give a lesson to a really arrogant bastard who kept making fun of other people and bragging about the new piece of useless junk he just got? Suppose he’s a narcisitic freak.
does the puppy eyes
Come on, tell me!
You said only ONE question you had. And so, I answered it. So go screw yourself, manus!
Erm… well… I was hoping you’d teach me some sort of apocalyptic prank, but I’ll have to think of one on my own.
Well, I’ll see you in the battlefield.