3000 Posts

looks like you’re gonna have to find a 3000 post size vagina.

Wait, having 3000 posts increases your penis size? Gee, I didn’t know that. Now I know why my underwear doesn’t fit anymore! (I had almost 2000 posts when the worm erased the old boards.) And here I thought it was my fat belly! :hahaha;

Kidding aside, congratulations GAG, not for the posting number but for being a member of our community for so long. Hope you stay for a lot more time. And kudos on reversing the tradition! Feel free to ask me anything (non-intimate, that is.) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Edit: Gila-monster, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING IN YOUR AVATAR??? :eek:

What is your real name!?

Well…three times what he’s got would probably impale a person. Therefore, :eek:.

BahumatXero: You knew it was me all along, didn’t you… huh!? DIDN’T YOU!?

Cala: Why am I a whore? ;_;

Americansycho: How do you feel about the state of punk rock in 2004- positives and negatives?

Mystique: Will you have this dance?

Liadan: What the fuck?

BlueMageOne: Why do you always manage to crack me up?

Kamikaze Pilot: What are your favorite WWII battles in the western and eastern fronts?

Starstorm: Would you like me to hook you up with Porn Princess (:-P)?

Heaven’s Star: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

GG Crono: What is your favorite SCENE in a video game?

Evangelion: If I was a woman, would you be my bride’s maid (:-P)?

kirokokori: How does it feel to be one of the youngest members in RPGC?

Darkness Beckons: Why must you mock me?

Delita: How would you feel when you woke up if you had a wet dream with the following images: :no2: :bowser: :too bad: ?

Liadan (2): Anvils: merely misunderstood, or cartoon killers?

BlueMageOne (2): Would you rather smoke crack rocks in front of a stoned peliece officer while he’s drinking vodka or would you rather smash his testicles with a ball peen hammer? Explain in a little poem.

Americansycho (2): Why is it you are an elf?

dude789: How do you pull off a more generic name than mine? :frowning:

kirokokori (2): Would you, could you in a train?

Gila-Monster: What was the best (drug or mundane [IE, a car, train]) trip you’ve ever been on?

Wilfredo Martinez: If you had one wish for anything in the world, but you knew that however powerful the wish was, it would kill a proportionate amount of people (IE- wish for a cheese sandwich, one person dies, wish for world peace, half the world dies), what would you wish for, and WOULD you wish for anything?

Lanyx: Can you read directions?

Mystique (2): Must you embarrass me at every turn? You know how modest I am. << >>

Ooh, I get a dance? What dance? Where? What kind? Can I kill it?

:hahaha;

You…modest. That’s a good one, luv.

Taaaaango!

Tied between the You’re Not Alone scene from FF9 and Gilgamesh’s farewell from FF5.

Oh yeah, give ME the hard question!

OK, let’s give it a shot. You did not specify if I could get to CHOOSE who dies or not. If so, then yes, I’d certainly trade a wish for the lives of certain slimeballs in this world, like Bin Laden. If not, then no, I would not make a wish that would randomly kill a person, because odds are the victim will not be deserving of it.

Unlless I could wish for magical powers, including the ability to RAISE THE DEAD!

The state of punk rock? Epitaph records and AT have become parodys of themselves. There is little inovation in punk now. Where are the Husker Dus and Suicides of today?

Where’s zepp’s Internet penis size picture when we need it?

Anyway, congratulations… I think? :smiley:

Cheers. have one on me and congrats for being here.

Yo.

I’ll fucking kill you! >:O I don’t mean your real name. I mean. What are your other aliases? Is this CC?

Jerry Only signed my jacket, are you jelous?

Hooray! It’s the new and <strike>improved</strike> expanded rouny! :dancer:

ASK ME!!! >:O

Good question. I think I’ll go with my second mushroom experience, which was on the last day of May, a saturday, in 2003. Two grams. I watched the clouds morph into dozens of patterns, and then eventually the sky turned into a big blue sphere that encompassed my whole field of vision, and it started to grow cool blue spikes on it. Then my friend next to me said something, I looked over to him, and when I looked back it was gone. Lol, I never saw it again. But yeah, I remember seeing a lot of faces show up in the ground and on surfaces, saw trees turn into really weird detailed spike things, and saw some bushes turn into random letters, which I never really looked to see what they were. Man oh man, was that one hell of an experience.

Do I get another question???

It’s a cat. I think.

'Cause it makes such a pleasant change of pace from being mocked.

1: Sometimes embarrasing because I frequently have no idea what you’re all talking about, but ussually I feel like a fit in…mostly.

2: I don’t like Green Eggs and Ham Sam-I-Am!

What’s creepy about the second one is I read that book to my brother just last night.