You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays yells at you!

Because he’s dead now, too.

Fuck June.

Was just about to post this. But goddamn lol. Whose next?

No, seriously? I know everyone dies eventually, but geez. :frowning:

Lando, however, is not dead.

YOU’RE NEXT, BILL COSBY!

[calling it]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who will sell me my oxi-clean damnit?!

Hi, it’s Vince with ShamWow.

My favorite product from ol’ Billy Mays are the Hercules Hooks. Those things are amazing. I got about a 5’ x 4’ framed pictures that weighs at least 60 pounds on one hook, no stud. Good shit.

I wonder if they’ll keep running his commercials/informercials to sell the products he made. Ironically, my facebook status last night was something along the lines of “MY NAME IS BILLY MAYES AND BEFORE I SOLD THINGS ON TELEVISION I YELLED PROFESSIONALLY.”

It’s a bad month to by famous and 50.

Vince Schlomi will never be as good as Billy Mays.

He doesn’t have Billy’s oddly dark beard or BOOMING voice.

Man…first Pavarotti, then the movie trailer guy, now the Oxiclean guy. We’re losin’ our mens. D:

Ah, here it is.

http://billymaysisdead.ytmnd.com/

Goddammit. June is turning out pretty bad.
On that note, who’s next?

Wasn’t he in Home Improvement and didn’t he also host Family Feud?

Originally Posted by Trillian
Man…first Pavarotti, then the movie trailer guy, now the Oxiclean guy. We’re losin’ our mens. D:

I predict that we’ll be loosing that Colt .45 dude next. :frowning:

You’re thinking of Richard Karn, killmore.

That ytmnd is too good to be real :open_mouth:

Just had a bet with one of my buddies: the bastard picked one of the Star Trek guys.

Well hell…if this is true, Rick has made his last roll. D:

So I have to ask, are the New Zeland police the ones claiming that he fell off a cliff or something?

It’s a user generated news site. It’s notorious for having fake news.