I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable… Hot pink! With whale skin hub caps, an all leather cow interior, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. YEAH! And I’m gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour. Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers, and when I’m done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag, and then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain’t a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it. You know why? ‘Cause we got the bombs, that’s why! Two words: Nuclear Fuckin’ Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big Democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square, and it won’t make a lick of difference because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer we’re gonna thaw out The Duke, and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That’s how pissed off The Duke’s gonna be.
I’m gonna get “The Duke”
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas.
“Hey, you know, you really are an asshole.”
“Why don’t you shut up and sing the song, pal.”
I use that quote all the time. Particularly at Rocky (the Rocky Horror Picture Show, for those who don’t know); there’s a line during a song that says “In the velvet darkness | of the blackest night | burning bright | there’s a guiding star.” During the “burning bright” line, I shout out “what’s between your legs,” referring to the heroine, Janet. My friend shout/sings over the line “there’s a guiding star” with “it’s a brand new car,” which he follows with “tell us all about it, Rod Roddy!” I then follow that up with “it’s a 1967 Cadillac ElDorado Convertible! Hot Pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah!”
I believe you are mistaken, but since it’s simply an opinion, I can’t say for sure.
