I can’t believe I found it. My old satire. I thought that the whole website got deleted, but apparently they archived it again. Yay.
I know I probably shouldn’t post old stuff, but I was really proud of this when I wrote it. Meh… I’m not so sure about how proud I’m of it NOW, but… shrugs
And its gasp coherent- so you’ll actually be able to comment. ^_~