World's Smallest MP3 Player

That’s only if you use iTunes.

iPods are ridiculous. I have ~1gB of music on my COMPUTER. My friends all have iPods. They’re not even a quarter filled and there is already so much useless shit on them that finding a good track is agonizing and near impossible without pissing away battery life.

I do like the shuffle though.

World’s smallest MP3 player? Now that’s ridiculous. When will it all end? Oh, hang on…that’s a stupid question…it’ll end when it becomes unprofitable, that’s when.

I’d probably sit it on the floor and accidentally step on it.

Has there been a thread on this before?