Why Tales of Eternia Is The Best RPG Ever And You Suck If You Disagree.

[Igatona]

You forgot the second theorem of Magic, Cless.

#1: If it is Magic, then it Rocks.
#2: If it contains magic, then it does not necesarily Rock.

ToE contains Magic.
ToE is inequal to Magic.
ToE does not necesarily rock.

Now, given the other points I made, it’s a safe conclusion to say that ToE does not rock.

ToE’s soundtrack was composed by Motoi Sakuraba, right?

THAT’S as good a reason as any to slam ToE into the ground.

[Greenlander]

Secondly, ToE is also played by PIRATES, because one of the characters is a PIRATE, and PIRATES love games with other PIRATES in them.

Well Pirates of Dark Water had pirates in it, you gonna praise that now too?

[deathstryke]

I had a few chances to pick this up over the past year… but never had the money. maybe I should up it on my list of things to download.

[Cless_Alvein]

You forgot the second theorem of Magic, Cless.

#1: If it is Magic, then it Rocks.
#2: If it contains magic, then it does not necesarily Rock.

ToE contains Magic.
ToE is inequal to Magic.
ToE does not necesarily rock.

Now, given the other points I made, it’s a safe conclusion to say that ToE does not rock.

ur mom

[Drop_Bear]

Cless Wins Again.

[Miltank]

I actually thought it was easier to fight in Phantasia. The fighting system and buttons, I mean.

[Dalton_Of_Zeal]

To be honest, I couldn’t really get into the game, and didn’t even get through the training dojo part. But I’ll have to try again; the battle system WAS fun.

[Skankin_Garbage]

Oh yeah, ToE was composed by Sakuraba. Eat it, bitches.

Oh, Cless, ur mom, THEN ur mom AGEN!!! OHH :OOOOHHHHH

[Pierson]

SG, although he really didn’t want to, just parried and supered your argument Pier.

Well I don’t know what game you’re playing, but I’m playing PIERvSG2, and my character has an infinite fucking health bar, and all SG has is low-medium!

1. For the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000th time, Ninjas don’t just use Katanas. Ninjas JUST kill you. No ninja is needed to play ToE.

2. Pirates fucking suck. They just shoot cannon balls at stuff all day, and they think that evil is more like a claw than a foot. Fuck Pirates.

3. Everything you said in this point except for the first and last sentence is true. That kinda shit is what makes the combat system very button-mashy and easy. You can do like, neverending combos with Farah, and it takes maybe an hour practice, tops. I thought that Tales of Destiny was pretty easy, until I played this game.

4. This is actually kinda cool. But it’s more cool just that fact that you do cook. The Mystery Chef was a redeeming quality of this game because of just how totally stupid and funny he was. Also, you could cook Dark Pot which just made me laugh, and if you fucked up making a Sandwich, you got a VOLT SHARD. How do you crystalize bread, lettuce and tomato, nevermind giving it ELECTRIC PROPERTIES? Cooking is a fun aspect of ToE for all the wrong reasons.

5. I don’t know anything about this, but if it’s from another Tri-Ace game, here’s me saying it’s not that cool, because I’ve still never played a game by Tri-Ace that was any good.

6. The minigames of ToE were stupid, including the arena. The Arena was just fighting, which is bull-oney anyways. The only good one was Craymel Ball, and just like cooking, it was probly for all the wrong reasons. The hectic music, combined with the huge balls smothering your opponent, just makes Craymel Ball a Rofl Sport.

7. Max is a pirate. Bleh at Max.

8. This is a lie.

9. This is a HUGE lie.

10. I don’t even remember if this is true, but it sure is stupid.

Nice try, but here are the only things that are actually cool about ToE:

1. Craymel Ball

2. The Mystery Chef, and Cooking

3. Making fun of Keele, because he’s an idiot.

4. The two-player function, which makes it bearable to play through the game, cos the story is so godawful that if you don’t have someone to make fun of it with, you’ll probably just quit playing.

5. They had a Phantom of the Opera knockoff, which is kinda cool.

Unfortunately, none of these are a huge aspect of the gameplay. Don’t ever ever ever ever buy ToE.

Let me refute these points with points of my own.

1. You’re wrong.

2. I’m right.

3. ToE rocks.

4. You don’t like Fire Emblem, which means there’s something fucking wrong with you, so your opinions can’t be trusted.

5. I’m just kidding about points 1-4, by the way.

6. SG’s mother sucks cocks in hell!

[Izlude1984]

Hell yes, the Tales games rock. I want my graphic nudity though. You are a tease.

[Alice]

Pierson and CH’s arguments are rendered null because PIRATES SUCK AND YOU SUCK IF YOU DISAGREE.

[Skankin_Garbage]

Good points Pierson. I agree with them. You should re-read them because they’re so awesome. It’s like you didn’t even come up with them!

[Pierson]

I’ve been channeling the spirit of Hades. Does it show?

[Pierson]

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[Dragon_God]

Actually, I’m going to have to side with SG here… Tales of Eternia has really awful music compared to the other Tales games (OMG !!! =O), and that’s why I’m staying away from that OST.

[Pierson]

No game is just a soundtrack!

[Dragon_God]

Then you obviously don’t know me well enough =P I’m one of those sickos that cares more about the music than the actual game =P Bad music = Bad game

[Pierson]

Then according to that system, what’s the best game ever made?

[Dragon_God]

Lesse…

Internal Section

Border Down

Einhander

Gradius

Life Force

Contra : Shattered Soldier

And many, many, many, many more…

Seeing a pattern here ??? <<

[Eden99]

Then you obviously don’t know me well enough =P I’m one of those sickos that cares more about the music than the actual game =P Bad music = Bad game

I’m actually in half agreement here. >.>; Good music = good game.

HOWEVER, Bad music = mute + me putting on good music = good game.

So… Bad game = good game!

A game is a game, you can’t prove it’s good or not since those are all matters of opinion.

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