Who's finished Expert Minesweeper?

I could never figure out how the heck you were supposed to read those numbers. So for me, it was always eeny meeny miney mo. I think you can guess how well I did. :too bad;

I’ve only beaten Minesweeper at maximum size and minimum number of mines, in which case I beat it in one click. Which says a lot about how I play games, actually …

It’s a shame I formatted my HD recently, otherwise I’d have had proof that I once beat expert level in 87 seconds flat :-p which is, yes, less than one second for every mine :hahaha; my beginner record is 5 and my intermediate record is somewhere in the low 30s :hahaha;

I can’t even beat beginners level, I always hit the mine second click. My grandma and mom have beaten all of them, but I have no idea what there records were.

I suck at Minesweeper. I always hit a mine.

my expert record is around 150 but that was years ago.