Whopper vs. Big Mac

Vicki: I need an immense amount of fatty foods to combat the amount of calories burnt by chain-smoking and addiction to four different varieties of speed.

Me? I’d prefer In-n-Out.

However, if I HAD to pick one of these, I’d take the Whopper. Because it actually has taste to it, unlike the Big Mac, although it’s incredible small amounts of taste.

Silly Arac. These things in Mac’s are so wretched they can’t be called animals. Like the way KFC was forcibly renamed to KFC after multiple zoologists’ suicides. They were bad for the Western World’s morale.

However, if I HAD to pick one of these, I’d take the Whopper. Because it actually has taste to it, unlike the Big Mac, although it’s incredible small amounts of taste.
You’ve either outright lied, never eaten a big mac, or created a joke so insidious that it went straight over my head.

I prefer Burger King’s socio-political stances and treatment of animals, by far (although neither is ideal), so I have to go for the Whopper.
And what are BK’s socio-political stances? Do you even know? I’d be willing to bet real money you couldn’t tell me without asking someone who does.

I’m not gonna start 30 pages of bullshit for a burger, but… since when are these forums such a bastion of popular thought? Do people just not question anything they hear anymore?

Hades, they’re talking about hamburgers for god’s sake, chill out man.

Sorry guys, but I’m sticking with Wimpys.

I’ll have whatever’s on the “%”#% takeaway grillkiosk menu when I’m walking home from a longer-than-usual drinking binge and need something filled with MASS to combat the oncoming hangover anyway.

I already voted a while ago on this poll of great importance, but the mention of In-n-Out made me want to point out how good their burgers are. :smiley:

You and me could find out if you came down south for some The Varsity.

What is this In-and-Out you speak of?

http://www.in-n-out.com/

Hades, let us settle this with fisticuffs, while eating several of those ridiculous hamburgers.
If one of us doesn’t manage to beat the other to death, the winner will be the one who dies of a heart attack second.

I say the whopper, because McDonalds really is just nasty. Plus, as someone else mentioned, the patties aren’t as thick and I’ve found that many of their ingredients aren’t as good as Burger King (for instance, McDonalds serves pre-chopped re-heated onions on their burgers, where at least BK feigns freshness by serving their burgers with sliced onions.)

But Wendy’s wins, but Checkers beats them all. Best fries… ever!

Ah, In-N-Out… one of the places I wish I had visited when I was out west. :\

Hades, you are a coward and a scoundrel. Battle me!

He doesn’t know how to counter your face punch blocking technique.

edit: Sure, we are all going to die.

You’re all going to die. Try eating something not dipped in 17 kinds of fat.

:kissy:

My national pride refuses to allow me that pleasure.

After spending the weekend eating fast food and fatty foods my arteries are screaming out in agony. So both of these options really do seem foul. In general I don’t care for McD or BK anyways.

Mahaha your all crazy. The best burger is a pastami burger from carls jr. !!!

and In-and-out is a fast food place that gived me diaria hench the name
“in-and-out”