Hulk Hogan and Chuck Norris had a battle of manly manliness?
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Depends wHHHo’s booking this crap.
Hogan - his contract gives him booking control on his fights and there’s no way he’s jobbing, even if it is to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris obviously.
Here is just 10 reasons why:
- Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting… CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
- When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this “a slow Tuesday.”
Can Hulk Hogan top any of those? I think not.
Hulk Hogan was the suburban commando. That automatically makes him the winner in any battle.
Harry Truman decided to use the Atomic Bomb on Japan because he thought using Chuck Norris would be too inhumane.
Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
You people voting for Chuck Norris have no understanding of backstage politics. Hulk Hogan is like the Huey Long of backstage politics. What Hogan wants, Hogan’s political machine gets. Not even Shawn Michaels and his fearsome Clique could compete with Hogan’s pull. Hogan’s politicking single handedly took WCW down. If Hogan wants to beat Chuck Norris, Hogan WILL beat Chuck Norris.
But I never wanted to waste any prism equipment on Norris! He’s good enough with the zap gun you get from Starky.
Oh. Roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris wins. Fatality.
Hulk Hogan. The only wrestler famous in Europe.
I’m sure John Bradshaw Layfield made news in Germany. >.>
And the only wrestler famous in Europe? What about Ric Flair? The Rock? Stone Cold Steve Austin? The British Bulldog? Bret “The Hitman” Hart?
DO YOU THINK, THE CHUCKSTER, CAN TAKE ON, THE HULKSTER?!!?!
Heck, even the gremlins didn’t think that!
Hulk yay.
Hulk Hogan was manly enough to be called out in a rap song by another wrestler. Chuck Norris isn’t even worth the time to be called out, he only gets internet slogans started about him ironically because he’s so lame. Chuck Norris gets non-ironic fight invitations because he’s awesome. End of story.
Yeah, I can see the Germans parading his cut head on a stick.
The British Bulldog doesn’t really count, it’s like saying Souglakos is famous in Europe when he’s already Greek i.e. European.
The Rock, aye.
While the two of them fight, MacGiver makes a bomb out of kitchen appliances and blows them up.
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Ludvig Borga? >_>;
Lmao…yes becasue he was from Finland I guess…
He did have a match in MMA too…he lost to Randy “The Natural” Couture in UFC 13…0:56 into the 1st round…Apparently he lost how to easly break a choke as he did in WWF…tisk
BRING BACK VIIKINKI!!!
Did you vote for him Mabatsekker? Apparently I heard he ran for office…
I’d have to say Chuck Norris.
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