Who Wants to Be a Virgin Again?

Apparently some women do. Man. Talk about the Valentine’s Day gift though. “Here honey. I love you so much, I’m gonna let you repop the cherry.”

I had heard about it but I had never known it was done with lasers. O_o;. But anyway, virginity is very psychological and although it isn’t quite the same since the girl really isn’t an innocent little virgin, I can see why people would want to do that.

And the iPod article under it is funny. It was only a matter of time before people loaded their iPods with porn. I’m just a little surprised at Cooper’s description of the porn industry’s reaction.

For some reason, I thought this was involving virgin sacrifices. How odd.

I’ve been playing P4 too much of late.

It should have, instead all it involves is sado-masochistic women, who’re stupid enough to want to be popped again.

Heh, well Nul, there’s human stupidity for you. If women actually want to go through surgery just so they can endure the pain of “popping it” again, then who knows what’s next…

Sure, why not…why the hell NOT? We’re subject to all other cosmetic tortures, including wearing bunion and hammertoe-inducing heels, smattering glorified mud on our faces which costs ungodly sums of money, getting our bikini areas waxed, injecting our faces with Botox to smooth out wrinkles, and wearing a constrictive bra 24/7 with the result of lifelong back pain and dents in our shoulders. Sure, lets just stick a big LASER UP OUR REAR ENDS TOO! :smiley:

seethes ¬_¬+

Waxing doesn’t really hurt actually.

you seem like the kind of man who must wax himself at LEAST twice a week, n’est-ce pas? :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m glad to know Sin gets his bikini area waxed.

It REALLY gets me off.

I heard about this like years back. All I saw about it was the cultural influence that some women go through when they’re supposed to be virgins at marriage time, etc. They don’t want to tell their families and husband to be or whatever that they’ve already had sex. So they get that little wall o’ mucus back and think they’re a virgin again! Apparently that thing is very important.

it can have severe psychological implications for a female, so we shouldn’t be too flippant on this issue, though. It is fairly easy to think of a number of situations where it does.

I don’t pay money to wear heels or mud! :smiley: And waxing really doesn’t hurt. D:

Yes, that is quite true, but I was more miffed about the fact that virginity to some of these women just consisted of the breakage of a symbolic barrier and nothing more.

why bother getting this for your girlfriend when you can just hang around high schools and get the real thing?

Born-again Christians become virgins again for a lot less money

Exactly what I was thinking. I can’t believe some girls think having a hymen has anything to do with virginity.

Uhhh… don’t you mean the breakage of a PHYSICAL barrier? The hymen?

I read about this a while back. Its just another rediculous operation for people who are addicted to plastic surgery.

Then after you get that, you can get vaginal rejuvination, anal bleaching, and labiaplasty.

As idiotic as this whole surgery thing is, what Eva said is true - it may be important enough to some women to make them feel they actually need to do it.
That is disregarding the fact that the hymen may break during non-naughty physical activity such as riding* and similar sports, like gymnsastics where you stretch your legs out to the sides over and over.

And as for what Trillian said… I LOVE being a rebel. Teehee!

And now a word from our sponsor, Mrs. Giggles:

I hate virgins.

I loathe them.

I want to wrap them up in their overrated precious hymen and make barbecue virgin wraps and feed them to the dogs in the neighborhood.

(she’s talking about the wimpy virgin heroines of romance novels)
Toodles!

*horses! HORSES you sickos ;D