What Should Angelina Jolie Wear to the Oscars? (warning: not about Angelina Jolie)

Like, OMG. By the clever editing of CRESS ALBEIN, this thread is now about gazebos and how they are a fine addition to any home.

[STRIKE]Nothing she should go naked[/STRIKE] There’s a D&D story floating around the net -not sure if it’s true, but it’s funny- about a Dungeon Master who tried to describe a gazebo to his players. One of them immediately attacked it, without giving him time to explain. Apparently, he thought he said gazelle.

He was quite baffled when his arrows stuck harmlessly into it. :hahaha;

Gazebos are nice. You walk right up to them and a knight pops up to give you 1000 exp :smiley:

Time for me to lazily c/p the story. WHOOSH!

"…In the early seventies, Ed Whitchurch ran “his game,” and one of the participants was Eric Sorenson. Eric plays something like a computer. When he games he methodically considers each possibility before choosing his preferred option. If given time, he will invariably pick the optimal solution. It has been known to take weeks. He is otherwise, in all respects, a superior gamer.

Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed’s game. He was on some lord’s lands when the following exchange occurred:

ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you
see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: (Pause) It’s white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: (Pause) It’s about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It’s not good, Eric. It’s a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I call out to it.
ED: It won’t answer. It’s a gazebo.
ERIC: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it
respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it’s a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: (Pause) Wasn’t it wounded?
ERIC: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It’s a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to
destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you
could try to burn it, but I don’t know why anybody would even try.
It’s a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
ED: (Thoroughly frustrated) It’s too late. You’ve awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I’ll roll up a fire-using mage so
I can avenge my Paladin.

At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining to Eric what a gazebo is. Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. It could have been worse; at least the gazebo wasn’t on a grassy gnoll."

You edited Gottlied? Dude, censoring the Song of God is just not cool. I didn’t even have time to listen to it. :frowning:

Believe me, if Gott or any leider of Gott were involved, I would not have edited it.

High five Heroes of Might and Magic 2 buddy! =D

The fool. He should’ve blasted that gazebo with a tank.

Awesome, I’ve been looking for an (admittedly tenuous) excuse to share this clip- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5KvaEhe0KY :smiley:

The lesson here folks is that we need to watch moar Top Gear.

That was hilariously awesome.

I have to admit that Top Gear video was pretty damn funny…haha