Ok, lemme tell you how it is.
Your neighbors are gonna piss you off. I damn near got into a fight with one of mine. See, I don’t wake up that easy, so I have to set multiple alarms and all at very loud volumes. He came over and decided to be a dick and pointed his finger in my face so I grabbed my BB gun and told him to keep talking. Neighbors in apartments suck, so be prepared to be a dick to them. Sure, they’re your neighbors, but odds are, they’ve been there longer than you have and put up with the shit all the time, so their fuses are shorter.
Next, when you sign your lease you’ll probably get a copy of a big long list of rules that you’re supposed to abide by. Do your best to abide by these rules, because odds are you can be evicted if you dont.
When you get junk mail, for gods sake don’t just leave it at the mailbox. I do this and it pissess people off. Then again, I hate my fucking neighbors, so they can suck my cock, but in the beginning you may wanna try to get on their good side.
If you plan on having an animal that has to be walked, pick up their shit. It’s only nice. Sure, I hate my neighbors, but then again, I like a few of them and don’t want them to step in shit.
Good meals depend on your eating habits. An excellent cookbook is “The Joy of Cooking”, it’s pretty much the quintessential cook book. Cheap meals include the following:
Store brand hamburger helpers
Raman concoctions
On-Sale frozen dinners (I stress the on-sale)
Macaroni and Cheese (store bought if really neccessary, otherwise you can get kraft for like .99 a box or less)
Various Pastas and store brand sauces. You can pretty much get any store-brand pastas for anywhere between .50-.99 per package. Then you can mix it up with various meats (which is the expensive part) and store brand sauces. Trust me, when it comes to eating, cheaper is better. This is coming from the kid who ate peanut butter for a week or so.
Bread, sandwich meats, cheeses, peanut butter, jelly and honey. A package of 30 slices of smoked turkey and some swiss cheese is a sandwich a day for thirty days, or if you’re like me, 15 days (2 slices).
Get a newspaper subscription, because it’ll be key on sundays for the ads when you need to go grocery shopping. There’s always sales on stuff, so be a coupon clipper and save your ass some fucking money. You’ll thank me later.
Hit up Goodwill for furniture. Sure, it may suck, but it’s better than the floor. I saw a $30 love seat today.
Popcorn.
By the way, that $50 on electricity is no set in stone. Keep in mind, it’s approaching winter, and you live in the North. Just a heads up.
Hrm… thats all I got.
Btw: about the plates thing, you have to keep buying paper plates or whatever. Just buy a basic flatware set with some plates and cups or whatever. Or hell, be like me and steal shit from your parents house, so what?