That is definitely an interesting crime.
What crime?!?!? The dude wanted a piece of cake, so he got it. He could have been all rude and just waltzed in without even intorducing himself, but instead, he very politely told the poeple EXACTLY who he was. That is one noble vengence.
Sounds like something off of Trigger Happy TV O.o
Ha! That’s awesome. Crazy people give my D&D characters ideas. 
Oh dear…
Psycho.
I love it.
Cake loving loon. *Nod.
Yes it does o.o;; Maybe he watches the show? 
And he’s also Batman <i>at the same time</i>!!!